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Thank you for bringing this to my attention
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Apologizing to my boss that I haven’t tweeted about him in awhile
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Your honor, the prosecution has spent all their time taking about me, but more importantly, how are *you*
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Your honor, be honest am I cooked
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*holding up a 1,042 page document*
Marshall Scott: your honor, I would like to submit this into evidence
The Judge: this is just pictures of your lawyer’s dogs??
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Do you ever think about how there’s infinite different versions of you that exist in people’s minds cuz everyone perceives you differently and in some people’s minds you don’t exist at all
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Bro I don’t think we saved the daylight bro
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Did we do it, did we save the daylight
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Sorry I ghosted you on Halloween
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Hi lol
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I love you
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it was court ordered
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Same tbh
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Hell yeah
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No, you
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Shabby dabby do
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Hell yeah
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How’s it goin
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Well that escalatored quickly
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Calling the police cuz someone turned the escalator into stairs
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Rubbing crushed Tylenol on my gums while easily walking up a broken escalator
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Freebasing Tylenol in the office parking lot
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I thought he got trapped in an elevator, are you telling me the escalator turned into stairs and he didn’t know what to do 😭
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So true
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I’m gonna do it
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