no one even knows how to pronounce acai

Can't believe they made nasal k

Can't believe Jimmy Carter died before GTA 6

It is a wonderful day to hurl obscenities at NY Jets fans

That's my secret, doc. I'm always Pagliacci.

Bruuuuuuh

UnitedHealthcare Tells Employees to 'Shut Up' Accusations against slain CEO Brian Thompson are part of the story. Media should cover it.

UnitedHealthcare orders employees not to talk to the press in the wake of CEO’s murder, per internal documents. Read the leaked United records:

are they thirsting over the ceo assassin over here too

good morning happy monday

“Faster tempos ‘til I die”: SHERELLE in conversation with Tim Reaper After both playing a Nia Archives-curated event at The Warehouse Project this month, Sherelle and Tim Reaper connect to discuss the responsibility of being labelled scene leaders, rejecting the idea o...

Tim Reaper & Sherelle chat for @crackmagazine.bsky.social about 160bpm life crackmagazine.net/article/long...

Me reposting things I've already posted on twitter is called a 'reload' in dj culture and a sign of respect

score another victory for bluesky because when I opened the app this morning I wasn't staring at the most pathetic dm request I have ever received

its like playing whackamole everytime i see one pop up i know i had muted on twitter

idk what's worse to see arriving at this website, the resistance libs or 🔜 twitter

2010 was 14 years ago aww hell

first event, every year i grow a grey hair whenever this chain post comes around 🤕

good morning
happy Friday

Me climbing High Hrothgar for the first time in Skyrim

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

zejibo

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ | By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

It's gonna be funny when Twitter and Truth social combine into some absolutely unholy stillborn social media platform

presidential cabinet picks looking like a remake of "The West Wing" but in the style of that really shitty 'New Norm' cartoon

Whats wrong.

funniest part is they didn't even tell me which one did it

man the bird app really does just seem like an insane asylum compared to here