screenshot of truth social post by Donald Trump that reads: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Been sitting with this all day. Mainly because once again, as a Native, this is not a shocking threat. For us, it's all too familiar.

it’s the 2 astronauts in space meme (one has a pew pew) but earth is swapped out with that new artemis moon pic and the question is now “wait, the moon has a booty hole?” bc that pic - as stunning as it may be - 💯 makes the moon look like it’s got a booty hole

i too have reverence for this historical moment

#artemis2 || #nasa || #moon

me: alright, time for bed

my brain:

[attending the Führer's Jubilee Ball but wearing a paperclip in my lapel] I'm a good guy maybe even a hero

not matter what happens, when the dust settles, whoever started this whole “welcome in” thing MUST be held accountable

a close up of a man wearing a helmet smiling . Alt: jeff daniels’ face when he gets the bubble guts (in dumb and dumber) while driving

i’m not vengeful; i’m petty… that said:

if you voted for the 🍊 i hope you have loose poops for the rest of your days

'Bob's Burgers' star Eugene Mirman hospitalized after fiery crash Eugene Mirman, who voices Gene Belcher on "Bob's Burgers," has "serious injuries" after he was pulled from his burning car following a crash.

Eugene Mirman is an exceptionally decent guy in addition to being brilliant. Police said his injuries were “serious but not life threatening.” Hopefully he has a quick recovery 💗. Send him some love or prayers or equivalent.

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yes, this is a milestone moment for everybody on earth

but also, let’s acknowledge the irony of watching a rocket take off from a passenger plane whilst humanity is on the precipice of (what will become) the largest energy crisis in history 🙃

🤠 when in rome*

*texas

me and johnny on the tail end of navigating TSA lines in houston

about to fly out of houston… and i’ll be spending less time in the air than i did in the line to get through TSA 🙃

I'm sorry but i am old and have lived and have morals and REFUSE to call the nazi tattoo blackwater mercenary rape apologist a "progressive"

me, sitting next to two empty seats on an overbooked flight 😌

when i say perfect; i mean i somehow landed a bulkhead aisle seat on the 1st leg, ~AND THEN~ had a row all to myself on an overbooked flight for the 2nd leg 😌

i might’ve been the last person to experience perfect travel (via plane) in the united states 🥹

i promise i didn’t take it for granted y’all

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes

ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

yep… that’ll buff right out

Cis people’s credulity is the worst metric possible for judging trans experiences.

You may as well ask sailing advice from someone who’s never been to sea, or driving tips from Australopithecus.

just some thoughts on #AI; in reference to the us/israel’s illegal war on #iran, and “rare earth” resource management

a big shiny building with a huge sign reading TEMU UNITED STATES

no shitpost can top this actual advertisement lol

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I DID IT Y’ALL! I FOUND THE MOST POINTLESS LINE OF CODE THAT’S EVER BEEN WRITTEN 🥳

These are valuable facilities they’ll be guarding, and I certainly hope they’ve fixed the problem of using a wifi jammer to kill their cameras’ connection to the security feeds, one person flipping it with a pole and another then pulling up and back on the battery handle on the now exposed belly.

We did it, guys. We made it to the dystopic future.

an a related subject: the folks that buy/lease these things should immediately be conscripted into service

also they get a signing bonus if they use their own tesla

can confirm: babu frik changed my life 🥹

smash cut to a montage of a bunch of these; bombed out and bullet-hole-ridden in the costal mountains of iran

The Shinichi Yokoyama “would” meme The man with the microphone is Shinichi Yokoyama, who in 2018 was the Chairman of the Judicial Affairs committee in Japanese Parliament. On December 8th, 2018, Japanese Parliament voted on a hotly contested immigration reform bill that allowed foreign workers a path to Japanese citizenship. The plan was put forth by then-Prime Minister Shinzo Abe earlier that year and was opposed by Japan's opposition party, as well as some in Abe's right-wing base. When Yokoyama attempted to move to hold a vote on the controversial bill, he was beset by members of Parliament who apparently wanted to stop him from moving forward with a vote, leading to the image of Yokoyama speaking into his microphone while dozens of politicians attempted to restrain him.

the meme of kilo ren’s goofy-ass yelling “more” from Star Wars: Episode 9 - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

succinct evolution

not sure who that new guy is; but he makes some interesting points 🤔

phenomenal reporting here from @cnn.com 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

it looks like ~REAL~ #journalism is back!!!

not trynna brag here but my algorithm is so cooked i still haven’t seen that slate article everybody’s talking about

Screenshot of Michael Jordan from ‘The Last Dance’ with text overlaid to make it look like he’s saying: “How is it legal for a guy to be named Michael B. Jordan? That's just my name but with a B. I call 911 everyday about this.”

In honor of Michael B. Jordan’s Oscar win, here’s a meme that has been stuck in my head since like 2020.