Some of you aren't old enough to know what "she star sixty-nined me!" means and it shows.

Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows.

Guys just listen to reason and work together, I don't understand why just hearing a logical argument that's Obviously Correct doesn't change any of their minds.

OOOOOH this is about capitalism.

WHO WON THE PUPPY BOWL*

*all of them

Finally watched Squid Game. What is it some kind of allegory

WHAT

What about wearing a mask because you have the flu while you’re holding up a bank

I hope the power of Scientology keeps Tom Cruise alive forever, what will we do without these Mission Impossible movies

My house has been Christmas'd, next up, my playlist shall be Christmas'd, followed by my sweaters, ending in a candy-cane-hot-chocolate coma on the evening of December 25th. Truly my favorite season.

Chicago, what have we unleashed upon this wretched world

Me, trying to find the important feeds in Bluesky

She’s 5 today everyone say “POE YOU’RE A PERFECT ANGEL BABY”

Has Mike Tyson killed him yet.

Who sanctioned this fight.

Is Mike Tyson gonna kill someone tonight