“My orders say I’m not s’posed to know where I’m taking this boat so I don’t. But one look at you and I know it’s gonna be hot”

“At first I thought they handed me the wrong dossier. I couldn’t believe they wanted this man dead. Third generation West
Point, top of his class. Korea, Airborne. About a thousand decorations.
Etc, etc... I'd heard his voice on the tape and it really put the hook
in me.”

Peter Ford announces his departure from Melbourne, drops the mic, picks it up again, asked if we heard what he said, taps the mic, says he’s not coming back…asks if we are listening..

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

And 12 unemployed dudes, each with no fixed address

Strong support here also for All I Want is You and Pride.

Great shout with “S,BS”, but I cannot have “I Still Haven’t Found…” in the chat. I despise that song at a cellular level 😉

“Clear liberal political bent…”

Reminder: Jesus had two Dads.

They haz wyminz

Wait until this dude learns that Jesus allegedly fed and clothed the poor and the sick without means testing the recipients, and his BFF was a strident feminist

Sleep well Mr Valentine.

U2s greatest song: The Unforgettable Fire.

Heather #2… oh my beating heart! 💓

Daily reminder not to stop at the google AI summary. It’s often bollocks. And it’s killing the thing it brainlessly scrapes for actual human thoughts

The day I get outta the joint and my own brother picks me up in a police car!

Bloody genius! 🤣🤣

Soooo gooooood!!

Milk from Warrnambool via the Strait of Hormuz, eh Coles?

Share an 80s movie you will always love

I don’t think they would have handled it at all!

Can you imagine some chump coming at him about Ian Fairley’s defensive pressure rating in a loss? Or “do you think Byron Pickett plays too close to the edge?”.

Ooooof!

💯. It was a legit qn, I thought Ross answered it in a way that the journalist could structure an article, so play on

Give them strength!

Some of us still remember Mark Stevens going to Malthouse pressers just to deliberately provoke him and generate pissant talking points.

Could you imagine some of these precious little darlings having to deal with Sheedy? Pagan? Jeans? Parkin? Matthews?

Coaches just want the stenographers to come correct when they go to the post match presser, and not try to look like the intellectual equal of any current/past coach.

Do not do this.

I guarantee you though, that she’ll know what her share options and remuneration package is worth down to the third decimal point

QRC needs to urgently touch some fucking grass

Jaysus! What memories @fmi.bsky.social @aspeedingcar.bsky.social @cammanning.bsky.social