Damo again: "To re-iterate, as we have been reporting on afl dot com dot au since Thursday night, the health and welfare of Elijah Hollands is the absolute core of the entire story..." [but still played b-roll footage of Hollands in the warm-up, during the game and post-match from 4 days ago].
Do these guys even listen to what they're saying?
The AFL media iNdUsTrY in a nutshell - Damo Barrett on an AFL dot com video in relation to Elijah Hollands (and I quote):
"In terms of outcome, I'm not going to pre-empt that investigation and the AFL take on it, but I would be staggered if there's not a serious form of sanction to come at the end"
Ah ha!
Or lambs fry and bacon
This was always one of Neil Mitchell's favourite low-hanging fruit topics: "teachers have just had two weeks off, and on their first day back they're not teaching?!?!!"
Happy 420 Day y'all
This isn't limited to The Shire, sadly.
This is EVERY Mornington Peninsula pub on a Sunday afternoon, before everyone in the group with grey hair invariably settles on the Roast of the Day special.
Jaysus!
Fucken what?????
this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population
Just came out of a screening of Project Hail Mary. Brilliant
ALL KILLER, NO FILLER
Just magnificent
This is one of the two most beloved options of misogynistic losers:
1. Exploit poor women abroad
2. Make women poorer at home
(The United States is currently doing both, of course.)
😁 She’s focused on getting her 20 hours sleep per day
BRILLIANT!
Oh, we have a cat. She too demanded food before the sun was up but I was committed to notching up 14 hours sleep, so she got her chow, and I went back to bed. Glorious!
Akshully: Baker Bleu croissants #IFKYK
I’m yet to come across a good enough reason to get out of bed on this average Melbourne autumn Sunday morning.
YESNESS
It’s been a closely run race in the last couple of weeks, but it looks like those of us in Melbourne’s “Shorts Until Anzac Day” crew will get to the line hands and heels
PREACH!
Are we at the “fell-from-a-Moscow-apartment-balcony-which-doesn’t-actually-have-a-balcony” stage of Stencil Dick’s presidency?
The Dirty Dozen
Where Eagles Dare
The Great Escape
The Guns of Navarrone
The Big Red One is magnificent
If the running time isn’t >3hrs, is it actually a WW2 epic?
There is only one person who can get BlueSky working again
Hard agree
All from a podium with the slogan “Put a Lid on it!”
Industrial strength Leslie Knope tribute areas going on here
Then my work here is done! 😉