You forgot "Helping the Israeli government kill Palestinian and Lebanese children" and "Insisting on keeping FPTP so that Reform can win elections"

I don't mind oat milk - it's fine on cereal and in instant coffee, but tea has to be real cow juice. Real coffee has to be like my women - hot, bitter and black.

...OAT milk

If they're Dibbler's, the paint will run in the rain

Go for the diorama

Is the paperback out on Thursday as well? I shall order it. Really enjoyed the last one.

No! Really?

He may be a pro-Zionist war criminal, but he's a consistent* and stable pro-Zionist war criminal, which is what we need.

* Actually he's only** consistent when it comes to helping kill Palestinians. But apart from that?

** Tbf, he's pretty consistent about implementing Tory policies as well.

"What the fuck is wrong with #Labour?"

Oooh, where to begin.....?

But they must show evidence of sufficient life assurance or other assets to provide for any dependants for life, including death by duelling cover. Also to provide for medical treatment and funeral expenses for themselves and their opponent.

If the Creator is perfect, how do you explain Trump and Republicans, then? Hey?

Can the civilised world agree to withdraw recognition of Texas A&M as a degree-awarding institution? Reclassify the place as a schismatic junior bible school.

It must be a very serious attack of the runs if he needs a yard-broom to clean up

In Space, no-one can hear you scream.

Mainly due to the constant background noise from the aircon

Yo! Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social - I see your spork and raise you one of whatever-this-is - an AllThing*

* actually, that may be an Icelandic Parliament.

I wonder how it copes on cross-country or cobbles?

Pretty rubbish stopping distance

How would they differ from a pair of strategic boots?

In situations like this, Lord, ask yourself "What would Sam Vimes do?"

I think 'unreliable partner' is an incredibly polite and inaccurate way to describe the USA.

Although fair for how the EU can describe UK.

That goes without saying.

Once had a holiday in a Landmark Trust in Alderney. My bedroom was a German gun emplacement - 8 foot thick concrete roof. Nice and quiet. Although the double-glazed gun slit was a bit of a weakness in the plan.

Not heard of any.

EU/European-based cloud providers I've used (happily) are Ionos and Proton

Out of sight, out of mind*

* or "Blind Idiot" if you're using ChatGPT translate

And closed on the Lord's Day?

Better option is a negative bungalow. Also known as a bunker.

You can build a solid gold ballroom on top to hide it from marauding survivors.

Even Nazis are welcome? I hope not.

We'll never forget, never forgive
.

Why, just why?

But, I remember reading something about the problem of authenticity in pictures. It took some landscapes painted in the C19, which had been used as 'evidence' of buildings, & the artist had actually made things up. Other paintings of the same scene, same date, had different features.

I think I might try that.

Lord of the Flies? Kids from the Urdd camp?