you’re laughing. donald trump has the t-virus and you’re laughing.

HOLY SHIT HE'S LEON-ING

breaking news: the white house has renovated the nuclear button into a fidget toy

get em mr president!!!!!

"most people in taiwan consider themselves chinese anyway lol"

yeah dude, that's why china has to *fucking invade them for reunification*, totally

china won't invade taiwan if it's clear that the cost is direct confrontation with american forces, because *everyone* knows the fallout would be catastrophic. the most we'd have to commit to is posturing and it's absolutely worth it.

"why would the self-determination of the taiwanese people be worth fighting for lol"

if israel were an opposing force to the united states, you'd be handwaving the genocide of palestinians

sometimes i slip into forgetting why i don't trust hasan, and then the topic of taiwan comes up and i remember all over again

my mentions on a daily basis

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

“great”, huh? speak for yourself. i was in the twitter trenches day after day, desperately trying to keep my head above water as the woke mob relentlessly tried to cancel me for innocent opinions about race relations that i absolutely will not elaborate on

at the time nobody called it Woke I because Woke II hadn’t happened yet it was just known as The Great Woke

no it’s okay! don’t worry we wouldn’t do anything bad with our nukes, we have checks and balances!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

white album is the only good tweezer album sorry!!

actually chuck schumer is sun tzu so if you criticize him you’re criticizing one of history’s greatest military strategists. checkmate pal

bringing up sun tzu to defend cuck schumer is cosmically hilarious

"Only way to stop a bad guy with an LLM is a good guy with an LLM"

especially when they cede every battle before it even begins

you have bad reading comprehension

maybe it’d be easier to have that conversation and figure that out if people who criticized them weren’t constantly branded traitors and “secret republicans”?

let’s not pretend those two are the best we’ve got. they’re categorically awful.

will stancil has QRT’d me like seven times now, i really am in my replygirl era

schumer ride-or-dies are so fucking weird. like how are you gonna go to bat so hard for THAT guy

the worst aspects of the finance industry are emergent properties of the stock market being essentially a proxy casino for the rest of the world

and it's deeply funny that "prediction markets" and their users, by erasing the middle man, are learning in real time why that fucking sucks so much ass

people who mindlessly defend the dems from any and all criticism literally act like they're in a fucking abusive relationship

for what 😭

did you get suspended lmao

i hate this man to the very core of my soul

those words generated a cool painting in my head

silence, joshua. back to your hole.

like what the fuck do you mean we’re gonna “abolish america” dawg?? and THEN WHAT????