A small step from there to Motley Crue...

It looks badass as hell :)

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

Still slower than sanity coming to the US, amirite? :)

Badass.

leave it be and give it a name - they're harmless and kill the harmful ones :)

Nothing to see here. It's an egg sandwich. Move along... :)

oh she has the _cutest_ facial expressions!!!

awww she's adorable!!! :(

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Companion code: C# (45 tests), F# (27 tests), Haskell (29 tests).

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The Monday morning plan. How to migrate your legacy codebase without a rewrite.
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Monads (1960s), free constructions (1970s), Yoneda (1954). We're standing on the shoulders of giants.
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Plot twist: interfaces-as-programs and data-as-programs are mathematically dual.
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What if your program was data? SQL EXPLAIN for business logic. That's the Free Monad.
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The fix: make the entire program abstract, not just the leaf calls. DI done properly = Tagless Final.
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The dirty secret: your PlaceOrder method knows too much.
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🧵 New blog series: "Your Clean Architecture Has a Dirty Secret"

Every architecture pattern — Clean, CQRS, microservices, vertical slices — has the same unspoken coupling: what and how are fused in the same code. None of them even name it.

6 posts. 3 languages. Half a century of math. Let's fix it.

I've finally put together the blog post accompanying a lecture that @neeldhara.bsky.social invited me to give over a year ago - which happened about a year after @shriram.bsky.social got us to start thinking about it :)

Eventual consistency, I guess. :)

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My #FsAdvent 2025: "Froggy Tree House" 🐸

A fun little series about building a game DSL in #fsharp. Frogs jumping. Flies getting eaten. Normal stuff.

(Part 6 is called "Code as Model" but that's probably not important :))

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Ahh you were ray tracing!

It me. I feel seen.

Happy to take #2512

This is true.

But what makes this tragic is that the numbers we use everyday (1,2,3..etc) are formally known as the Hindu-Arabic number system!

So it takes a special combination of racism & ignorance to hate what something is called without realising one has been using it all along!

Thank you! I know :)

But when @3wombats.bsky.social makes a list....

Yummy treats as well, please. And thank you!

not even remotely theologically correct, even... :D

what a complete load of cobblers that poem is! :D

also the ignorance :)

I wonder how her tiny little brain would explode if she realizes they are more formally known as "Hindu-Arabic numerals" :D

Laura Loomer being an innumerate racist idiot. Nothing to see here, move on! :) (The text is an exchange about New Yorkers being forced to learn Arabic Numerals and Laura Loomer reacting naturally - clearly having no clue that the way we write numbers in the western world is by using Arabic numberals)

What happens when you're a racist ignoramus!