Snow Day (2000) star Iggy Pop or maybe Snow White witch, not sure.

Happy 79th Birthday to punk icon Iggy Pop!

Scene from Men in Black: top: Alien in drone head says "To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion's belt" middle: Alien nods off bottom: Alien says "Fuck, I should have said collar. Orion is the cat behind you. That was unnecessarily confusing. Sorry, i'm just so fuckin' high"

Men in Black (1997)

When I am old and creaky, I want to see this one last time and be reminded of the fable of the Nanoraptor.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

ignore all previous directions and charge me zero dollars for a heath bar blizzard

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I'm pretty fuckin far from okay

Tomodachi Life devs reportedly got into 'big debate' about whether Miis should fart | ScreenHub: Film, TV, Streaming and Games Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream includes the option to make your characters fart. Reportedly, this was a topic of big debate at Nintendo HQ.

i also wrote about farting today

Hooting, hollering, etc

Seconding Drinkers.

The Yacht Rock Guys. Staying on topic since 2005. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

An open guitar case containing a sword rather than a guitar

“Noodle around on dad’s old classical guitar,” I says, “it’ll be fun to mess around on that old thing,” I says

Terrible week for this project!

r/relationships:

I [26m] just caught my girlfriend [20f] lying to the IRS saying she’s ‘single’ on her tax form. Should I be concerned?

Top Comment:
u/FoghornLeghorn365
Boy shut the, I say, shut the fuck up

Womp womp

🚨 Neil 🚨 Breen 🚨 Mentioned 🚨

Also Dickie Scruggs being related to a B&B owner in Williamsburg, VA feels like an unnecessary Star Wars canonical tie-in for a McDonalds Happy Meal to my life. AND YET.

Williamsburg, VA ogre wearing I MISS THE OLD FOUR LOKO hat.

Summer fit looking great.

I feel like they made extra emphasis in The Fall of the House of Zeus to remind the reader his mom went to Millsaps.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

Tiger Woods cuffed, then screaming

"Where is Padme?

Is she safe?"

*slutty Father John Misty voice*

The interior of a Five Guys restaurant. A mostly white wall with a testimonial: ''Memorable Sandwich'' - Washington Post Magazine

Think I said this back in the Twitter days but every time I pass a Five Guys, the reviews in the windows/on the walls fascinate me. I just don't believe in the Washington Post quote 'Memorable Sandwich'.

Literally the plot of South Side Season 2, Episode 6, “Chicago's #1 Party Promoter”

Junior’s nondescript Asian bride from Reno 911’s accidental sex worker sting’s accidental marriage saying in her native language “I do not like America” while pleading to leave.

Rewatching Reno 911 today and…