I feel like we're trying to insert meaning and intent where there is none. If a dysfunctional employee is fired by an incompetent Wal-Mart manager; nobody waxes on about palace intrigue.

As someone who got started with a ghostwriting project that got nowhere; I promise you all that absolutely no humans were involved in "writing" this "book." Also, I liked her more when she was trying to woo women on Muskrat's behalf.

What's to debate? We've been led by septuagenarians for the past decade and everything is... (checks notes)... on fire.

Just in time to reinstate the draft!

Just in time to reinstate the draft!

Pam Bondi is another chaotic, dysfunctional employee of another cruel, stupid man with delusions of grandeur. She became a dead woman walking the minute she agreed to replace Matt Gaetz. Why are we complicating that?(19)

Pam Bondi signed on to a shit job with a shittier boss. Does that story ever end well? When I was inevitably fired from said job, do you think anyone wondered why? No, because I was a lousy employee under a spectacularly idiotic boss. No real analysis needed to figure out what went wrong. (18)

Nobody wondered why we bled workers; the job gargled unwashed hairy balls. Nobody takes a shit job with the intention of holding it for long, and we were all only there out of desperation or until a better opportunity presented itself. Do those interpersonal dynamics sound familiar?(17)

regularly stole medical supplies for work because we were shorted. The difference? Those paramedics had a functional, government-based boss. Our boss was cruel and magnificently stupid (sound familiar?). Our average employment term? 6 months.(16)

after university. If your experience was anything like mine; you were probably astounded at the turnover rate. My first job was in EMS, and, unsurprisingly, was populated by addicts, freaks, and losers. Literally 15 miles down the road, there was a superior EMS group that didn't feature EMTs who(15)

Albertson's, let alone sophisticated international relationships and military affairs. It was only a matter of time before someone left or got axed. Let's leave the incompetence aside for a moment, because absolutely nobody is being fired for that, and let's talk about your first real job after(14)

I don't know Bondi well, but I knew she would be disastrous. Why did I think that? Because she was hired by Russell Vought, another mangled piece of human detritus stuck to 0.45's feces-encrusted arse. The commonality of all of these losers is that they aren't qualified to run a night shift at (13)

Every serious person knew it was just a matter of time before burnout, overdose, or competence thinned that herd. If you are one of the literal dozens of people who really thought that Kegsbreath and Worm FK would work together; I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it didn't last.(12)

Or did you go to PolyMarket to see what the over-under odds on Kash Patel were? If you're awake, it was probably the latter. No sane person ever thought these creepy losers would make it through four years, because none of them had ever worked that long at a single job in their lives.(11)

It's possible that her mishandling of the Epstein Files was the final deciding factor, but, let's be honest, on January 20, 2025; did anyone see that Cabinet staffed by drunks, addicts, and deplorables, and think; "Yeah, they'll stick it out?" (10)

That 0.45 was an amoral monster who makes life hell for anyone in his proximity. Job done; no further explanation required. Because Bondi has been indispensable in warping American government beyond recognition, we're fascinated by her downfall. We're overthinking it.(9)

Remember the first 0.45 term, when he hemorrhaged staffers on a weekly basis? Nobody was imagining plausible counterfactuals, because disgruntled staffers just told us: working for 0.45 sucks, and the longer you do it, the more the job sucks. We accepted it because it confirmed what we all knew:(8)

that he suddenly cares about abstract concepts like publicity, popularity, or optics. And, frankly, assuming 0.45 cares about anything is giving him too much credit. I think there's a simpler, more-plausible explanation based on psychology and history.(7)

that escalator. You would have to successfully erase the past decade to reach a place where 0.45 was capable of giving a shit about anything other than money. And now that he's rolling in a billion dollars of stolen funds and bribes, he doesn't even care about that. So, it seems unlikely(6)

Attack sovereign nations at the odious bequest of Russ Vought? Sure, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE. Attack vulnerable immigrants in such a way that it fucks his friends in the construction industry? Sure, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE. Active nihilism has been 0.45's political compass since he wandered off (5)

0.45's entire political schtick is that his nihilism elevates him above politics. He'll do whatever he believes is necessary BECAUSE he doesn't care. Bomb innocent Persians? Sure, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE. Gut farm subsidies that hurt his base? Sure, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T CARE.(4)

However, 0.45 doesn't understand democracy, and certainly doesn't think he answers to his own kultists. I base that statement on the multiple anecdotal pleas I've heard of MAGAts getting fucked over by 0.45, and his steadfast refusal to even acknowledge them.(3)

I'm seeing a ton of hypotheses as to why Pam Bondi was unceremoniously dumped by the Whitehouse without even an imaginary job title to her name. The most-popular one is that she teased - then botched - the Epstein Files release. If this were a normal Presidency, I would agree.(2)

Pam Bondi wasn't fired over #epstein; she was employed by a toxic boss at a truly toxic organization. A thread!

what occurs when oppressive empires simply can't afford to indulge their Imperialism habit.

No matter what else; ultimately, America and Europe will be permanently removed from the Middle East, leaving the problems, crises, opportunities, and relationships to the peoples of the region. Again, this isn't meant to antagonize or encourage anyone; I'm just relaying the historic truth of

After the full scale withdrawal of America, I foresee a period of chaos in Western Asia as groups suppressed or displaced by the occupation return and vie for power. I would love to see some form of pan-Arabic democratic movement form in the region, but I fear it will resemble post-USSR central Asia

I don't know the exact path, but all roads at this juncture indicate a flailing, retreating Amerikkka, just as the French fled Indochina. Expect rising antisemitism as Israel conducts a series of invasions and genocides in a desperate bid to stratify its existing borders without effective US aid(14)

When it happens, America's retreat from the region will be a mere formality, as Israel's neighbors seize the opportunity to reclaim lost territory. Watch Saudi Arabia jockey for position and frame itself as the protector of Sunni Muslims, as Shia Iran emerges as the dominant regional power. (13)

Amerikkka will, inevitably, choose stability here, because rebellion at home is the inevitable inverse of the Imperial Boomerang. At that point, our presence in the region will be purely decorative, as our adventures in Iran prove we are a paper tiger.