the rumours are true. i have been "pee-pee punished "

stories largely don't have any value

they should make software engineers wear body cameras

i promise not to let a little silly internet clout get to my head. (1000 followers later) you will have plenty of time in hell to regret calling me ugly. now die like the dog you are

game screenshot: cartoon cityscape world with a squat bald man wearing an amulet, text overlayed reads 'fuck u and ur amulet' and 'death to dibleurt'

testing out plano with 'dilbert remade from memory'

good tool thank u @bagenzos.house

bagenzo.itch.io/plano

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

nephews are literally always standing like that. total nephew pose

the stress, i assume

a photo of a faux-stone frog statue holding a pot above its head and standing on one leg. it's for sale at homesense

whose little gay frog is this

all murder is manslaughter because of fate

i actually lowkey hate pineapple but pineapple and ham is a goated combo. the enzymes

lets talk about something we can all get behind. like how pineapple is good on pizza

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

the dril tweet about drunk driving and getting to work on time is a foundational text

one day i will read the evidence on both sides and come to an informed conclusion

(smiling serenely) nature and nuture both play a role

for the record i am a pit bull centrist, i will not be swayed either way because caring about things is for losers

i have survivorship bias about everything because i haven't died yet

It drives a lot of reporters on here completely off the rails that there isn't a credit check to reply to them.

the modern man suffers from such a bounty of things to hate that he must narrow his focus to two or three things, tops

honestly when i was a kid i feel like rottweillers and german shepards were brought up in the same breath as pitbulls in terms of "violent dogs" but now its just pitbulls. i feel like it's related how every meme format now is just "good thing vs bad thing"

white people love talking about pitbulls because it's the one time you can say shit like "the stats show they are simply biologically more violent than other kinds"

@REDACTED I heard you've been running your mouth about me. A'ight bet, you have until May 1st 2026 to erase my Jul profile from your message board and if you don't, I swear on my dead brother's ashes I will get my attorney after you. FAFO! SMWC is next. You're playing with the right one.

shattering the language barrier to say "blablabla i hate you"

AND I WANT... someone... to love me different!

please. my father was Mr. Cracker. call me Gas

Fellas, is it controversial to have a “nice time”?

the french canadian dub of king of the hill is called Henri pis sa Gang for those of u looking for it. i think i have it downloaded somewhere

This is the power of positive versus negative thinking. 🤔 NEGATIVE: No Right Turn On Red 😔 POSITIVE: YES Right Turn On GREEN ☺️ Follow for more praiseful ideas 🙌🙌

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway