They got internet at the airport now

Asking a barista if they have any plugs on 4/20? No idea what you mean officer

I like how they have a little bit of caffeine in them since a common reason for headache is caffeine withdrawal, it’s a little hit of that surrounded by different types of real painkiller in case your headache is real. The all bases covered medicine.

It’s not a possessive apostrophe it’s a contraction. He’s the mummy

Tall cacti near the camera frame a red-brown mountain formation in the Sonoran desert. Green and brown brush fill the space between. Taken at Desert Botanical Gardens in Phoenix

Desert Botanical Gardens in Phoenix yesterday

I think it’s sort of like the nature footage and classical music in the orange room in Soylent Green. Something to make the anxious elderly feel like the world will be (their version of) OK as they drift into oblivion

Like navigators in dune, I simply must soak my brain in the spice melange in order to harness the pure mind power required to turn on front facing camera and say stuff about how society would be if me and all my college sophomore aged friends were in charge

Here’s a different Dennis but I like this artifact because to understand it you need to understand the bottled water situation and the situation with long-distance phone calls and interexchange carriers (and the dennis miller situation) https://youtu.be/ysQlzU6FCAg?si=e0C2fv0ArAO9aYJN

I miss the accompanying, “bottled water? um, tap water is free 🥴” takes, been years!

Both trump and vance this week have tried to apply the modern conservative “this system thats existed for years is whatever I say it is now” framework to religion (catholic and evangelical) only to find out people on the whole are a little more precious about their faith than about their government

I would still have found tool music videos too messed up to watch even if brendan fraser was in them

Don’t worry folks I’m just so unfamiliar with my own religion that I can’t recognize any of its most basic iconography

Sometimes, thread is better?

Truffle oil

Do you need a ticket or do you donk your phone against one of the bones when you board

You gotta use a dry paper towel after using those disinfecting wipes on a counter surface or else it leaves behind a residue also I disagree with the war

I think it’s less him specifically and more an attempt to try to return to recent prior norms about anti-zionism being unacceptable for democrats and at this point the only place where that campaign is finding purchase is the bulwark

Doesn’t even seem like the movie’s about a mummy and they could have easily called it anything else, which they considered after test audience feedback was all “where’s brendan fraser?”. Should have done it.

No more woke cancel culture or purity tests please! …..unless….

Reading a box office trade magazine and shaking my head to show that I disapprove of the flippant use of the word bomb

spiderchrist pronounced like eucharist

The Postman (1997)

Public Servant Warrior you say?

Embarrassing to be a transit/urbanism guy but start shrieking about prison camps every time you see a homeless person or any visible poverty. They’d love cities if not for the people in them!

Started noticing right wing opinions coming out of this urbanism/cities YouTuber I was subscribed to. Went looking and found the predictable “Oh here we go! What do you mean ‘right wing views’? I agree with everything he said. (PS I am right wing)” replies every time it comes up

2 is controversial hit/miss but 3 is way easier to recommend. It’s the author of the original novel coming back and being given total control and it’s perfect. Grumpy old men debating moral philosophy over coffee. But I already said it was perfect

When Twitter was good, every day there was a new main character getting yelled at until they logged off

(Willingly knowing less about a thing): haha they almost tricked me but I’m smarter than that

Always seemed to me that a brief investigation into how those places manage to cross these borders with kidnapped suburban teenagers in tow would reveal some holes worth plugging for other reasons

dae think theres too much trekking not enough warring?

I remember plenty of games at E3 being referred to as Halo-killers by marketing reps (killzone! resistance!) but I never heard a developer say it until I demoed Modern Warfare in 2007