Wizards fans. Cuz we’re watching baseball. Which is boring.

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In his mind, this would make him a hero…

Real question: is his library exempt for nonsensical book-bans?

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Yup. 11 in a row.
If the turnaround of my day-dreams does not begin today, there are 5 kittens who are gonna learn some foul language leading up to their first meo-words.

As Pitino kinda said “Moses Malone and Dr. J aren’t walking through that door.” Unfortunately.

Please let me know when you’re ready to cast the lead. Or the cabbie. The terrorist?
I’m a type.

I don’t care for most sequels so I wasn’t planning on going anywhere to see “The Devil Wears Prada Two”. But I would have seriously considered it out of sheer respect if they had called it “The Devil Still Wears Prada”.
#missedopportunity

It’s been fun to watch. I remember Jason Kidd’s and Magic Johnson’s jumpers going through a similar trajectory. Probably 3 of the best ball distributors ever. Regardless of position.

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To be fair to Pete Kegseth, I felt God’s presence in the room when Danny Zuko plunged a needle of salvation into the chest of Mrs. Kill Bill.
We are all bible.

How in the world did I miss Punky freaking Brewster in this week’s #Hacks? Gonna have to watch it a third time. Maybe tomorrow.

Some are plotters. Some are nappers. All are #CatsOfBluesky early on #Caturday morning.

This is precious!🥰🐾💃

It’s weird suddenly having this huge family while knowing that I need to evict all but the 2 that I adopted in a few weeks. #CatsOfBluesky

If you sell yourself bottles of water for $35 each, that’s called 100% profit!

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I just watched “Promising Young Woman” for maybe the 30th or so time and the first scene with Alfred Molina still makes me cry. Shutup.
If it helps, the scene with McLovin still makes me chuckle. So there.

Punchless lineup without Soto. God I hope he’s ready soon.

#Caturday Evening Post

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Helluvan opening scene! Holy. Okay, I’m in for a bit.

1:09am and awake after an unexpectedly long post-work nap… why not try “ Slow Horses”? People seem to like it. We’ll see.

For once, he has video evidence of her slapping his hand away like he’s a degenerate stranger on the subway.

Wait until he tells them about the beachfront properties they get to rent.

Holy… I moved here last year from Brooklyn and lived in the city for about a decade of my life but this the first time I see Edward Scissorhands in the subway map. He’s seated at a desk leaning over. I guess to cut a classmate’s hair?

All that is true. Minus the chilling ending.

2 Live Crew?
I bet it’s a 2Live Crew song. They have several.

So I would have lost my parlay and still seen our Crazy Bastard in Chief order a nuclear bomb be dropped on Tehran.
For the last few weeks of humanity, I would have been kicking myself.

He treats “World War 3: The Final Reckoning” like it’s sweeps week.

Pretty sure we can start with Traitor Fetterman.