Most of they time now immigration takes so long that your bag is waiting when you get out anyway

Recent checking convert

Big “Chaos with Ed Milliband” banner

I always think that

We know how much a pint of milk is

(about 80p)

Staying true to your roots

My colleagues daughters college teacher is also a deliveroo driver

He’s talking to shareholders and investors

Really dislike it

and im not afraid of pretentious bakeries that’s for sure

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I was calling them Evil corp 10 years ago

Split image showing De Beauvoir Town before and after traffic filtering. The top black-and-white photo shows Northchurch Road lined with parked cars. The bottom modern colour photo shows the same street with bollards blocking through traffic; a person stands with a bicycle in the road while a child cycles nearby, with more greenery and a calmer, people-focused street scene.

52 years ago today, 8 April 1974, experimental road closures were introduced in De Beauvoir Town.

They were later made permanent, creating Hackney’s first low traffic neighbourhood: safer streets to travel through, & space for families & children to play

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I spent weeks looking at my energy renewal

Worked out difference would have been about £7 a month

Ended up running a bit late for a flight to Boston, was stressed all the way there and ended up having to go straight to the gate. awful. Do not recommend

John Redwood would be annoyed, that’s at least one more guaranteed outcome

On bbc politics show the other week

cursed

get the focaccia

The BBC undercover investigation into false immigration claims is deeply irresponsible journalism. It does not highlight that exploitation by unregulated advisors occurs because legal aid was cut and the system is insane to navigate.

For the second day, the BBC are running a story that presents itself as providing evidence of endemic abuse of the asylum system based on seemingly a single encounter with someone who is neither a lawyer nor a registered immigration adviser. Words fail. This is reprehensibly irresponsible.

Farage’s breakfast cig ruined

I hadn’t even looked but I assumed they would do more to reduce traffic than Labour.

I wouldn’t have thought for a second they‘d be against LTNs

oh ffs

I don’t think there is a chance that US will attack again

Tories at least try to hide it a bit

It’s a bit Covid vip lane

I was going out of my mind. Couldn’t access online banking

I had to replace all my bank cards and it took over 3 weeks for pins to arrive. All arrived in a big batch.

Bank insisted they had sent them the next day.

How predictable

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humans are good at remembering lists of random words it turns out

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This is Barry Burton erasure

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not