The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
So apparently there isn’t even a mummy in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Just a very dehydrated (but still living) possessed little girl. That’s like promoting a vampire movie but the villain turns out to be the Babadook.
Once again, someone get Connor Storrie’s agent on the phone.
Between this and the new Hunger Games movie, I’m about to be fat as FUCK this November with how well I’m being fed, and I’m not even talking about thanksgiving dinner.
New trailer for ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’.
Releasing in theaters November 20.
#TheHungerGames #SunriseOnTheReaping
To this day I still have no idea why they made Spyro look like that for the Skylanders games. My only theory is that media for young boys in the early 2010s was mostly “gross, boogers, ugly, creepy” and they probably thought the original design was too cute and remade him to fit what boys liked.
Wait. Why is he kinda…
So when I was a kid, I had Percy Jackson, Bone, Gregor the Overlander, the I Survived series, Edward Tulane, Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Animorphs, etc. is this REALLY what Gen Alpha likes to read?
I was just cooking pasta when I remembered that those Jumanji sequels with Jack Black existed and it genuinely pissed me off.
Are Labubus still a thing or have they joined the Stanley Cups and Fidget spinners in the communal landfill of old trends?
Psst. James Gunn. DCU Batman.
Looks like Snow White’s stepmother isn’t the only Evil Queen at Disneyland.
To this day this episode of SpongeBob still pisses me off.
Erika Kirk has more anger for people who make fun of her than she does the man who popped her husband on the neck.
Two weeks ago I didn’t even know who Superboy Prime was, but now he’s easily one of my favorite DC characters.
I have a fun game we can play. Type down your birthday and then write “Florida man” and click on the first article that pops up. I’ll go first
I used to think I was pretty observant, but then I watched Zootopia 2 months ago and am only NOW realizing that one of the Zebra characters is actually just a horse painted to look like a Zebra.
Anyone remember when Booking.com made a whole campaign based on “haunted hotels” and made these cool horror movie-esque posters? Companies need to start going back to doing THIS instead of AI slop.
Me running leaving Disneyland after I successfully steal Olaf.
When the meteor hit the earth and killed the dinosaurs, would the entire world have smelled like freshly cooked KFC chicken?
How TF did this movie get nominated? It’s basically a less-good live action remake of Cars 3
Dear god, please take Buzzfeed away and give us back CollegeHumor 🙏
Here are my predictions. It’s gonna take place at some sort of international music festival, the villains are gonna be a grungy punk rock girl band who hates k-pop, and therefore Huntrix, there’s gonna be a BTS/Blackpink cameo, and it’s overall gonna be a mix of Spiderverse 2 and Trolls: World Tour.
Someone get Connor Storrie’s agent on the phone ASAP
Alice:”but I don’t want to be amongst mad people!”
Cheesy: “Gurl, what is you talmbout?”
The US after being rescued by the Europe.
This is the same academy who gave best Picture to Green book over Black Panther BTW. A beautiful film created by black storytellers got overlooked because it was a “big, glossy marvel movie” and instead they gave it to yet another white savior movie no one today even cares about.
If I were a voter in the academy, I would do my damn job and actually WATCH all the nominated films. I typically hate pretentious arthouse BS that film snobs adore, but I’d still sit through Bugonia and Hamnet to see if they deserve best picture because THAT’S PART OF THE JOB!!!!!!
