A comic with two panels. The first panel shows Elon Musk on the phone, offering Jeffrey Epstein to bail him out so they can party together. The second image shows Epstein tying a noose in his cell.

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Love that in the newest #EpsteinFiles Elmo is still a pathetic loser

"So we couldn't actually find a customer who's using this bullshit, so we invited someone from a company led by our founder"

#AgentCore

Yeah the code looks way nicer if you just leave out all the plumbing you need to make it work #AgentCore #riv2025

You know you're building a super popular product when you need to actively tell people to clap #reinvent2025

> what should you cut from the talk?

WELL MATT HOW ABOUT NOT FUCKING SPENDING 2 HOURS ON AI BULL CRAP -.-

Also apparently the amount of code is an appropriate measure for the efficacy of AI Dev Tools and not, you know, quality

Love how the Keynote keeps repeating the same BS for the last 1.5h #reinvent2025

So we should just use dictionaries forever? Who cares about grammar anyway

This is an ... interesting take. Of course spell checking is using AI? This has been one of the first use cases for it?

This is like complaining a computer is using electricity

This is an ... interesting take. Of course spell checking is using AI? This has been one of the first use cases for it?

This is like complaining a computer is using electricity

Also it vexes me seeing Omar Epps outside of House MD. And that scene in the movies is also 1:1 in scary movie

So I'm watching scream and I never realized how much of Scary Movie was just a 1:1 remake of the beats of scream.

Why wouldn't you just use inspect element instead of cava?

Objectively, second place is a great result, but damn, I really wish it wouldn't have been _that_ easy. #EWC

Tania: blunders don't appear out of a vacuum

Lady, you ain't seen my games tho #chess

Noooooooo Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Stop! Bullet time #EWC25 #Chess

Good lord, rooting for Forouzja can be so frustrating

If I played like Magnus, I'd be mated in five moves. It's also atypical for him to push his pawns this much this early. Maybe he's tilted. #Chess #EWC25

24s is all a King needs. #chess #EWC25 #EWC Go alireza ♥️♥️

Holy crap the production value of #EWC2025 is so great... Really wish #FreestyleChess would've been the same

Let's go alireza!!! #EWC #EWC2025

"But this is just about porn games!"

Yes, and weird religious fascists regularly mischaracterize queer people and queer art as inherently pornographic, they shouldn't be given an inch because there's no line for them, no cut-off point, they'll never be satisfied. Do you think they'll stop at porn?

please make the show match end already #freestyle #chess

good god this is so annoying

Georgia, coming live from a wind tunnel #Eurovision

Oh no, that was a Stefan Raab jumpscare #Eurovision 😭😭

I feel like the producers really have it in for the Polish contestant... #Eurovision

Coming back to your own code after a couple of months is like trying to navigate in your friend's house during a blackout.