Stupid walk for my stupid mental health surrounded by stupid pollen.

BITCH, GET OUT OF MY GARAGE

#BlackWidow
#Colorado
#IHateSpiders

I 💜💜 it when my friends send presents to our pets.

95% of people realized this was sarcasm, and a joke. But goddamnit. I'm getting MANSPLAINED by a bunch of people who are all "umm... excuse me... Michigan has water access because of the great lakes, so not landlocked" etc.

FFS people, are we, honestly, this bad at media literacy???

On a different platform, I posted the following pic with commentary about how in the 17 years I lived in Oregon I was always getting asked why you couldn't get good seafood in Colorado.

Gee... maybe the geography?

@chthonix.bsky.social

Time to move the qsnaps!

#CrossStitch
#SundayRelaxing

500+ stitches later, still on the bottom half doing all the flowers.

But hey…

Progress.

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@chthonix.bsky.social

THERE HAS BEEN PIZZA

(& my leftover caramel frosty)

THERE WAS WENDY’S. (Mmmmm. Caramel frosty…) THERE WILL BE PIZZA LATER.

Colonoscopy complete, no polyps, no abnormalities, just some minor hemorrhoids.

Bath taken, food ate, now time to curl up & let the drugs wear off

After the one I had years ago I made Ex Hubby take me to Black Bear Diner for strawberry waffles.

I’m going to insist on Papa Murphy’s for dinner this time.

Day two of colonoscopy prep.

I would give my left tit for a slice of pizza.

I’ve done one before, so I know what to expect. It is just…

UGH

I hate getting old.

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There is nothing I would love more than to eat one (or, possibly two) of the muffins on the counter, but NOOOOOOOOOOO

48 hours of colonoscopy prep starts today, and nothing is more fun than a liquid diet!!!

I’m sorry, WHAT?!? Is that a young Jeremy Renner as the baddie on Angel?!?!

ROFL

Finished my latest #CrossStitch while watching the last couple of episodes of #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

I have to say, the show still holds up well. Sure, there are some cringy moments, but every show has those.
Joss Whedon is still a jagoff, but I do enjoy the show.

Now, time to watch Angel.

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How come, after 7 years of hanging with the Slayer & fighting along side her, Xander never learned how to throw a punch?!?

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Final season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Time to face the Big Bad.

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Of course, the picture is Fess Parker when he was playing Daniel Boone so that just adds to the WTFy-ness.

Someone’s sundowning a bit early in the day….

Snuggles with the puppy make life good.

It really does, you know.

I thought the Initiative was a dumb enough storyline, but these guys….

Ugh

@chthonix.bsky.social can I say how much I really dislike the Trio of Evil Incels?

Yeah, that makes sense.

Just starting season 6, poor Giles & Spike are the only ones that know that something is off with Buffy, and poor Giles doesn’t know what it is.

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Question for bigger fans of the Buffy-verse than me.

How come a new slayer wasn’t called when Buffy died fighting Glorificus?

Buffy Season 5

It’s time for the episode that breaks my heart.

“The Body”

(Mommy….?)

Finished a quick little one. Was nice & easy.

#CrossStitch
#Bigfoot

Spike: Am I even remotely scary anymore?

Me: Not in that shirt…

#BuffyTheVampireSlayer