$CAR 1100c for Friday are $50.

Until market close.

The pump never ends.

I really really really don't think the market understands the Hormuz situation.

We can call it the “status taco”

Blockade until agreement and no negotiations if there's a blockade does not seem like a solution, but what do I know.

I hope our sailors on those ships don't have to resort to eating each other if they have to stay on station for much longer.

HE can't stand for the market to be down even one day, even after a big run up. And everyone knows it.

Ah, maybe TACO after all.

7 up, 13 down, plus 611 points.

Love me some price-weighted indices.

I suspect so.

The market just gave him 4,000 Dow points to bomb with.

We already filed, so f him, pay me.

I believe this is called a Persian Rug Pull.

Dow Transports breadth 10-10, up 724 points.

lololol.

Never been happier to be allergic to fish.

Or..the Iranians are getting good at day trading too. Either way, incredible.

I assume the Iranians are trading their decision too.

A Where's Waldo style crowd, but whith "Where's JD"

As I said...

It's not even the right question--MAGA could say he "won" the election, but illegally.

The question should be who received the most legal popular votes and electoral votes.

Market now trades on Vance travel plans.

I'm so tired.

Trump will have destroyed Fed credibility for a generation.

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$CAR 700 straddle exp Fri is $220...juicy lol.

The aptly named sidecar halt.

$BYND's turn this week

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cc: Tim Cook

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