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suggested spelling correction to "multikulti"

Ok Sharepoint is just trolling me now. Every time I click on the red squiggly "spelling error" line, it suggests a COMPLETELY UNRELATED word. This is the suggested correction for "respondents" (which is not misspelled)

I think the most important result is that we are replacing Kirk with another seasoned podcaster.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Wait, that was fake?! Aw, damn.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Look under your seats! Everybody gets a Democratic rep!

Piedmont Vineyard in Middleburg. Multi-award winning wines and a gorgeous place. @trey197.bsky.social and I got married there. Sadly, it has been gone for years now, but you can hit up my bro at Bassins MacArthur Beverage in Palisades for all your wine needs!

Planning Commission is majority women now too!

Update: I think the new driver was literally the manager of the restaurant.
Also UberEats cancelled the order and refunded me so now I have two orders for zero dollars and the poor Uber driver didn't get paid for standing on my steps for 10 minutes trying to make it right.

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

A large orange circle

The Fannon/Anti Bike Lane venn diagram

They called! Allegedly the right driver is leaving now with the right food. They're trying to blame the original driver, who already told me he had tried to correct them bc he knew I didn't order a pizza 🙄

IDK what happened here but I will happily assume AI is at fault.

Fun with UberEats! Driver showed up w/ wrong order
Restaurant: We have urs! Keep that & send driver back
Driver: I have other orders to deliver, I can't go back
Uber Eats: Fine, we'll cancel ur order
Restaurant: Can't send another driver. I'll call u back
My dinner is hostage to whatever this is

NOT NOW, BLUESKY

James Wood just hit one off the wall in the visitor's bullpen. Becoming a regular occurrence. The Nationals lead 4-1.

Right, it's so effing insulting. Good luck in your fiction writing. I guaran-damn-tee you're better at it than AI bros.

"And as we all know, coveting is one of the Seven Deadlies. Straight to hell."

Honestly? Sold.

I'm very much an optimist. I try to avoid gloom and doom and look forward to the future with bright eyes.

Today I'm filled with hope that someday, somehow I can hit "unsubscribe" from LinkedIn and it will stop sending me emails.

Has anyone in history ever self-owned harder than this?

I feel certain mine would have been Yates Pizza Palace Coming Soon

A green T shirt reading Happy St Patrick’s Day with the seal of the tax commissioner for Fulton county Georgia

I keep thinking I have my “I voted” sticker on, but really I am just wearing this dumb shirt today

My teen just got this. I keep wondering why there is a little kid talking in my house.

My brother used to run a winery in Fauquier County and he lost a lot of sleep over rain (not enough or at the wrong time), freezes, and deer. It's not for the faint of heart.

Busy revising my professional bio:
Susan lives with her family in Alexandria, where her hobbies include voting.

A bbq sandwich with the top bun removed to show a giant pierogi

BBQ pork and pierogi sandwich at PNC Park. Too big for a batting helmet tho

Lol a fking AI booster account reposted this

Petition to get Ernie to come post in ALX

I recently told a guy that Gen AI feels like an existential threat (my work = a lot of analysis and writing) and he just kept telling me how great AI is and that I should try it. Infuriating.