our game is out. you can play it right now. or tonight if you want to do it authentically to vampire culture (awake at night)

Fledgling Manor is available now with a special launch discount! Please enjoy our funny, sexy, weird game about vampires, reality TV, and a metalhead from upstate New York store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

wowowow the dream

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

In the days of AOL dial-up, you could basically be "banned from online" just for being annoying. Not just kicked out of the chatroom, kicked off the service entirely.

Some people don't deserve internet.

Save 15% on Caves of Qud on Steam Caves of Qud is a science fantasy roguelike epic steeped in retrofuturism, deep simulation, and swathes of sentient plants. Come inhabit an exotic world and chisel through layers of thousand-year-old ...

17 years later, Caves of Qud 1.0 is here

store.steampowered.com/app/333640/C...

Hark! It is now december

Sleeping in the big fuckass Deadly Premonition bed would fix me

picoCAD is out on Steam today!
📐 Build tiny models!
🖼️ Texture with pixel art!
📽️ Export spinning gifs! (and OBJ/MTL)

Get it 👉 bit.ly/picoCAD (15% off)

#gamedev #pixelart #lowpoly #pico8

i miss Cohost. i miss having a platform where i can type an arbitrary length of text into a box, press "Post" and then it would get displayed with reasonable styling, maybe some people would comment on it, and maybe some people would like it.

Fledgling Manor | Official Trailer YouTube video by In Secret Places

Fledgling Manor is a visual novel about a vampire reality show! Horror! Comedy! Romance! Coming Soon! Check out the trailer and add it to your Steam wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/...

Imagine announcing this for $350 right after the m4 mac mini hit lol

people love to do the "movies men miss the point of" thing about fight club and american psycho but I actually think there is something really genuinely appealing about their shared theme of doing violence to jared leto

The excerpt from William and the Werewolf showing singular they spelled with a Thorn

The first known use of singular “they” is so old that not only does it pre-date singular “you,” it wasn’t even spelled with a “th”

When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn

this is legal advice: shut the fuck up

I find i like rothko, magritte, maybe some picasso in there

An iOS menu option that says “Not Interested in Matthew Lillard.”

iOS Chrome could not have given me a *less* true menu option.

With what the emulation scene has accomplished in such short time, it feels kinda silly to buy a Nintendo Alarmo when you can get basically the same experience with a Raspberry Pi.

YouTuber: Come see my retrospective of this amazing series.

Me: Retrospective...or Summary?

YouTuber: ...Summary

The leaves are changing. It's pretty but I value consistency and self control

Every time someone says they used chatgpt to find some info, they're actually telling you that they have never been punched hard in the face.

Knights in Tight Spaces on Steam Control your environment, gather your party, and build your best deck to overcome outlaws and supernatural forces, across a rich fantasy world. Watch as your tactical choices and deckbuilding prowess ...

You're going to be bombarded with these for the next couple of weeks, but I'm immensely proud of what the team has put together with Knights in Tight Spaces so we'd love it if you could play the ALL NEW Next Fest demo and RT this and generally be cool dudes

store.steampowered.com/app/2315400/...

screenshot of the game bloodborne

this kind of dense, walkable development is illegal in much of america

Mega Man said ACAB

Lilly Wachowski Has Her Combat Boots On "I'm trying to do all of it."

The cat's out of the bag, baby. I'm adapting MANHUNT for TV with Lilly Wachowski, and I couldn't be prouder or more excited to be writing it. We're going to do our damnedest to bring this thing kicking, screaming, and queer as hell onto the screen.

www.autostraddle.com/lilly-wachow...

it's weird how good it is

I found the light at the end of the tunnel. It was just some sort of bioluminescent fungus

Everyone who says strikes don't work just doesn't want you to strike. This is basic math.

disappointedly hands my buddy Steve a $20

Lot of people seem confused as to why they did that with the Joker and part of it is they didn’t make a sequel to The King of Comedy that they could also copy beat for beat.