Pleased to meet you, I hope you guess my name. - God

Remember the Nazi ballroom bunker from The Dirty Dozen? They locked the nazis in and poured gasoline down the air vents. Then they dropped grenades and all those nazi men and women died horrible excruciating deaths. That’s what I think of when he talks about ballroom bunkers.

I find that Republicans, as a party, are completely cooked and incapable of any form of leadership. The Swawell allegations have brought vigor and vehemence to their voices shouting against sexual misconduct of elected officials. The Fuckouttahere with that!

Burning Man gets weirder every year.

Book and movie are equally fun, but the book is darker. I highly recommend both.

Am I correct that the Strait of Hormuz is open for nations not waging war on Iran? I keep reading “news” indicating it is Closed. Weird.

Noem, Bondi, who is next? if I had $100, I would put $40 on McMahon, $10 on Hegseth, and keep the other $50 for myself.

I knew Double Cheeseburger, and you are no Double Cheeseburger.

BEEAAANSS,😍

Cut up hot dogs are my go-to flavor elevator! Spaghetti-os, grilled cheese sandos,…

Fantastic Four when Hulk, Wolverine, Ghost Rider, & Spider-Man filled in.

My new favorite baseball joke!😂😂😂

You must read the chapter before class to be prepared and participate properly.

The Punisher is a serial killer. He is a bad guy. Gun culture has warped our sense of justice.

Maybe they will pay taxes on the winnings

Colossus: the Forbin Project
Dune
Day of the Animals

I read somewhere that Iran denied involvement. It’s difficult to determine what is real anymore.

Such a great issue.

I have both been the Bill Murray character and been served by someone like the Bill Murray character.😂

I‘m a terrible lover, too. Last night I caught a ferengi booing me!

I was in the doghouse with my wife for a month. I asked Scotty to transport me somewhere that I can get some action. He beamed me to MY house!

Yes, Trump sucks. Congress enables his suckiness. Therefore, Congress also sucks. They all live in a crackhouse whether they smoke crack or don’t. Do something about the crack or shut the fuck up and move aside. Just impotent indignation and theater. ALL NEW CONGRESS

Also, they are already cheating on their wives with a younger AI model.

Americans are not allowed to experience joy. We live in The View where every positive emotion is immediately countered by someone on the other side of the table disagreeing.

I could not tell if this is commentary on our out-of-control idea of what a starter home has become or on the seemingly normal women who marry obviously evil men. So, I got to laugh two times!

Also, maybe I'm old, but WTF does it have to do with Sailor Moon? Is that a bot hallucination?

Still my crush, tho🤓

it isn’t called softball because you play it soft! How else can you gain street cred when you’re not from the streets?

The Trump administration on one hand attempts to reduce disability ratings/compensation for veterans because of $, then spends billions making more disabled veterans because of $.

Remember the 6.8mm round that was developed to replace the 5.566mm? Total waste. We don't use it. Most of what we fight with on the ground today, comms aside, is 1990's technology. Everything else is marketing for defense contractors. The DoW is a tax funnel for globally wealthy individuals.

I've deployed a lot. Some bases eat crablegs every Friday, some eat rations. As they say, "your experience may vary". It isn't wasteful. Should we suck sand and eat crap for a year because folks back home don't get it? Hell no! The waste is in the contracts that don't materially support the troops.