How exactly can the child of an immigrant be born on American soil without being directly subject to its jurisdiction?

We need to reimagine the Supreme Court entirely, with a rotating panel of federal judges alongside the one constitutionally-required Chief Justice

A letter to the director of the CIA from Senator Ron Wyden saying he has sent a classified letter that expressed concerns.

This is how Sen. Ron Wyden clues the public into activity that he finds extremely alarming. He does a press release about a letter he sent to the director of the CIA that basically says, 'I want to make sure you saw the classified letter I sent early today.' www.wyden.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

They should invent a beer that’s always half full

my friends would say i'm a hot bitch with a mean streak and perfect opinions

GO SEAHAWKS. I am not in Seattle tonight but my dogs just texted to complain about the fireworks.

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

The Lieceum

Too busy figuring out how many guys they need to change the light bulbs

It will only end when we have a shared reality again, so I’m not holding my breath

Pompey wasn’t exactly a paper tiger

Fuck the populists.

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

My daughter pretends to dry heave when we see one on the road.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #55,356, a damn fool ‪@adamn.bsky.social‬, joined on May 2, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #55,356!

I don’t know what else you call it when so many people have complete disdain and mistrust for government power except when it comes to murdering people, in which case they’re just like yeah sure that’s probably fine

Post from a Conservative MP reads: Trudeau the woke Grinch is trying to cancel Christmas again. We won't let him. Merry Christmas!

Everything is becoming so stupid

Next time it will be easier to just find a way to delay the certification vote to then send the election to the state delegations in the House

I’m guessing it went south in the first couple of seconds after the Big Bang

What do you think was?

Probably the best joke in sealab

The thinking man’s pop!

Given how many people as he’s shit on, he’s had to do at least one

One of my firmest, most consistent beliefs is that those of us who oppose ethno-nationalism and authoritarianism around the world need to make an explicit case for how multiracial democracy benefits working people.

It's true in the US, and it's true in the case of Israel/Palestine as well.

The Extreme Ambitions of West Bank Settlers A leader of the settlement movement on expanding into Gaza, and her vision for the Jewish state.

the real reason Israel has lost control of the narrative is that the conflict has revealed to the world just how extreme the Israeli far-right actually is

I remember people endlessly complaining about how dark and serious the Tim Burton movies were, but they’re still just as campy as the tv show.

White evangelicals have *really* benefitted from the thing where normies refuse to believe you when you explain what white evangelicals actually believe

Yeah they really dumbed it down