I’m sorry I keep forgetting you exist, bluesky, in my defence, I was never any good at twitter either

icon 🫶 thank you!!

I feel like the amount I deadpan stare cameras for a living might make it weird how goofy I am in real life

I’m more exhausted than someone who played Project Zomboid for 8 hours yesterday has any right to be

Thank you so much!

Are you a guitarist? It’s honestly really simple once you get your head around the wonky offbeat rhythm of the thing. I’ll upload chords and tab when I can <3

all hail the AI technocapital machine god #music #altmusic #newmusic #queermusic #nonbinary #singersongwriter

aaaa I didn’t see this!! I’m glad it got to you okay! I’m very (very) new to this shipping internationally thing

gonna throw a birthday party for my copy

just shipped merch to the States, whoever you are, please don’t get disappeared on my behalf

it strikes me that our entire economic system is based on the idea that if we stop buying pringles for 3 days, society will collapse, which seems a strange place to have ended up.

thank youuu! i’m sorry i use bluesky so infrequently that i only just saw this 😌

'Av a listen 2 this my lil revolutionaries
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Remember 4 months ago when I said I'd use bluesky? Good times.

this is a statement of intent to actully use bluesky. It may be my last such statement for some time. ADHD and social media burnout and tooooo manyyyy platfoooorms.

I love this so much but pouty Paul is absolutely cursed lmao

I'm holding out hope that an avalanche of AI content will massively increase the perceived value of increasingly rare real art from humans.

I can dream.

Ah but you can't prove the comments aren't ALSO AI slop.

Capitalism leads to inequality.

Inequality leads to low living standards.

Low living standards lead to anger.

Anger, unaddressed, leads to right-wing populism.

Trump is not a fluke. If @teamlabouruk.bsky.social doesn't change things RAPIDLY. We will have dictatorship in the UK within a decade.

trying to take bluesky seriously when i never took twitter seriously is hard

lies and slander lies and slander lies and slander

@cheekface.bsky.social are you playing Noodles on the UK tour? I want to give Greg a king size pot noodle again

Based or classist depending on the context.

i’d love to be a leader but my legs are too short and i get tired

how many beans do you think you can fit in a human skull?

two tier policing

first liz truss kills the queen and now this, it’s disgraceful that these subpar politicians think they can just murder elderly heads of state and get away with it, but when I murder a head of state it’s all “ohhh you can’t do that”

i was there, and can confirm it is true, and there’s no way to prove i was wasn’t

nigel farage told me personally this is his favourite song

@codyjohnston.bsky.social please be my friend we can talk about which Beatle is most likely to be Warmbo in a skinsuit

Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane

You heard him, folks: Bullying works.
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