accidentally said “sprint gooning” instead of “sprint grooming” at work

measuring cups and spoons on a ring is the worst invention of all time

Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is actually the future of Pokémon games.

1 argument between now & dec 24th & ain’t nobody getting shit for christmas

yeah, anecdotal experience is why everybody thinks the music that was popular when they were teens is the “best era” of music haha.. we have to just trust that the world is becoming a better place even if it doesn’t seem like that sometimes

a woman is applying a cream to her face . ALT: a woman is applying a cream to her face .

how it feels to not be forty on this app

it’s funny how it legitimately feels like the world is a horrible degrading place but at the same time the best it’s ever been in human history overall… i guess the two can coexist since every peak has its fall

you can tell when someone’s an out of touch millennial/gen Xer when they still complain about kids with broccoli hair today

🛋️ Ongoing Minimalists Guide - What you Should & Shouldn’t Splurge 💵 on

❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean
✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health

❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused
✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer

how old do you have to be before you can feel like you’ve “seen it all”

hey, as long as it brings people enjoyment :)

birdo not even in the group chat

This Perfect Day by Ira Levin

and of course more work for them to maintain both of those separately through time, but hey i’m just the designer…

i’m a ux designer, but in the past i’ve pleaded with stakeholders to go with responsive design so it’s one code base, etc. but it seems like so many clients are stuck to whatever internal conventions they had. the amount of times they said nope we want a native app and a website separately… like ok

1 million lucky by paco rabanne is awesome don’t let hold ups prevent you from wearing it! it was my daily driver for a long time. if you want ideas for ones that are more uncommon that aren’t too expensive but still smell good, look into Rasasi Hawas and Afnan 9pm, i like those both a lot

What happens when you use 100% of your gmail storage? Do all emails to you bounce back or get lost in a void or something?

idek i followed u tho

just bit into a frozen block of almond butter and shifted my teeth wtf

what fragrances do you like?

sad to say that cuffed pants are indeed back in style in brooklyn

i’m sorry fireplace on the TV is cheugy

16 going on 17 (visiting nashville in the spring to speak at a conference)

books need chapters! i don’t want to read a huge novel that’s only split into parts 1, 2, and 3

“dress for the job you want”

the job i want:

the Bayonetta Effect

the lettuce on my taco bell after reheating it

pondering

haha i have that same experience…that’s why we all went off of vibes