Hit me with som 2011 vibes!

I’m an AI company now too!

Look. None of us are getting off this train till we solve this mystery.

Not a Dippin’ dots guy.

I kinda think, as a country, we should dip back into the blimp game.

If I woulda remade the Running Man, we’re talking lot more baggy jeans and someone saying “go Lisa, it’s your birthday”

The problem is if someone WANTS to be the governor of California I don’t think they should be. How do we fix that.

I’m not crying at Wild Robot on this flight. You are.

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Was very lucky to write on this. I can’t wait for yall to see it. It’s BONKERS

If someone from the past came to our time they would be really surprised with all the times we have to use PIN codes.

I’m going to the moon!

The guy couldn’t build a wall and you thought he was gonna build a ballroom?

CVS sounds like something you need to get cleared up with a prescription.

Today’s kids skipping all the intros. got no respect for cartoon theme songs. It’s not right.

I was a large language model for a big and tall menswear line.

I dominate at flubber basketball.

Nick Cannon seems like a good decision maker.

Going to see Project Hail Mary. Can’t wait to see how they play football IN SPACE!

 Kids today are soft. All my six-year-old wants to do for spring break is put together trains? When I was his age, I was judging wet T-shirt contests at Señor frogs.

If it’s any consolation, at least these are the stupid fascists

Does anybody still talk “square biz”? To babies or anyone else?

Anyone ever find that Carmen San Diego creep.

I like presidents that don’t get tricked into war.

Willy Wonka walked so Double Dare could run.

Thomas the tank engine has a gambling problem.

You’re never too old to lay down side-style in the front for the group photo.

I’m gonna get on the juice and go get my dream of becoming a professional bowler.

Ive finally accepted I’ll ever get a hip-hop quotable in The Source.

Despite my protest, I must admit. My two year old is correct. Knocking over a tower of bricks is very hilarious.

It’s never too late to not try.