Being this ill is awful but ngl the speed those scales are dropping 👀

Almost worth exercising in sub zero weather 😭 🥶

Short break to say Happy New Year (with added cute photobomb) 🎉🥳

Can you pick me one up while you’re there, thanks xx

Christ, Angel lane was like £200 when I was there originally 🥲

Wait which one was this? Surely this is one of the private ones?😬

It is for you

Patrick, please go to bed

👋

Wait but why is the bike in the bathroom..?

It is 5 degrees and I’m in a damn t-shirt it feels so warm

No such thing as too many butts

I thank you for your swift contact 😌

Pls

But why not show us yours?

I’ll await the formal invite xx

Wholeheartedly disagree

So super slow compared to old times but slowly heading towards proper runs again

Both can happen!

Ahaha thank you 😘 it’s so nice ngl

Yes 😂

Getting trains out of London during rush hour is such a serene experience 😂

Ahaha was just wondering around Paris

102,000 steps over 3 days
Get me to bed 😤

Well done!
Also my home town 😂

😍

It’s still Valentine’s Day so I can still make a cute post about @mattyhayward.com and how adorable he is 🥺❤️

Prettiest boye in the world:

@backdownstroke.bsky.social

Shhhh, you’re just a fake persona I used for the mortgage application ❤️

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