Bungle may be dead, but Zippy and George are still out there terrorising vehicles. The authorities shouldn't rest until they're all behind bars.

I believe Sloth from The Goonies would very much agree with that sentiment.

I feel the same way. I'm glad they exist, as strangeness and variety is great, but I'll stick to other stuff, thanks.

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

Just wait until they change the name of Marathon to Snickers, and then see how you feel. (Confused, betrayed and like you're eating a whole different chocolate bar.)

And also make sure to never get between Gail and her young. Peril awaits there.

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

I really liked it too. DIdn't see it at the cinema as I just couldn't work up that much enthusiasm about it, even with the NIN soundtrack, but gave it a shot on Disney+ and had no regrets. It's just a shame we'll probably have to wait another eternity before the next Tron film again!

Man, I'd forgotten how rad Heathcliff's car was. (Both Heathcliffs.)

Can it do both at the same time, or will we be forced to grow dangerously hungry during long gaming sessions?

A Loadingscreenslike, one of my favourite genres.

Know anyone who's bought a fridge-freezer recently and hasn't yet disposed of the packaging?

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Peaches
Rilo Kiley
PJ Harvey
Regina Spektor
Martha Wainwright

It's got to be less of a disappointment than the Dolph Lundgren film was to me back in the day!

Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Lefty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Righty’s turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Lefty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle

Still my favourite superhero film, so I'm game for that!

And no limits to the lethality of the pole-contraption!

Somebody stole all of the green from your garden!

Please don't let the naysayers get you down, Chuck. Those of us living in DDMMYYland and still awaiting the discovery of the thirteenth and fourteenth months very much appreciate your services to piekind.

maybe i am going insane

Good luck with the book, Chnurk, may it be the first of many!

No spoilers please, Edgar - I'm watching it this evening!

Have you no spare underpants with which to fashion a temporary mask?

And wearing some sort of weird hipster bandage-sock, apparently. Hopefully they don't catch on.

Driving Miss Davey

Hopefully that's the first half of the game, so you can at least try it out from the beginning.

Ouch :(

Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.

Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/

Isn't the new one about what it would be like if your computer lived outside of itself in the real world and was into astrology?

An article that will no doubt be the cause of superhero squabbling in the near future.