The Onion is so excellent at what they do that I literally cannot tell whether they actually acquired InfoWars this time, or if this is just a hugely elaborate parody/hoax

In just purely objective terms there’s only one country in the Middle East that currently occupies the territory of three different countries and bombs another three

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

There's a loud subset of liberals who believe their enemy is not the party to their right -- who are actively killing hundreds of thousands of people around the world -- but the miscellaneous, largely disenfranchised people to their left -- whose only sin is criticising power and doing so reliably

These blue fascists are lunatics

Cisgender, Cis, Cissie, Sebacious Cis, Society needs a cisterectomy, cis-terns, sisters not cisters, oops I stepped on a cis, fk the cistem, cis is a slur but only because nobody wants to be like them, cisgusting...

Wow - this place rlly is better than twitter! I feel so free!

Actually I just imagined it. You could tip one over with your pinkie. It would be really funny. Unless they had shoulder-mounted miniguns. Then it might not be funny

Imagine getting kettled by 100 of these things at a protest

This account is like the final boss of Poe's law

You know who actually made it harder for you personally to help Palestinians? To distinguish between desperate people and scammers?

@safety.bsky.app

They've identified people in Palestinian. Bluesky moderation could have labeled them as such. But instead decided to ban them over petty infractions.

"AI Must Be Stopped": "The AI Threat is MUCH Worse Than You Thought - Nate Soares Interview" by Novara Media.

They brought on the guy who cowrote a book about AI transforming into Skynet so that their token liberal can have someone to share his completely uninformed AI takes with. I like Novara, their work is really informative, but their AI reporting is pure trash

I never wanna see that stupid fucking firebomb a walmart tweet again

The cis reaction Caitlyn Jenner stuff is like if every time a Kash Patel was in the news, the reaction online was mostly people calling him racial slurs and mocking his name for being Indian.

If you want to know if someone is transphobic, watch how they talk about trans people they don't like.

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

Batman breaks a shotgun and says: "Transphobia is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Remember, when discussing Caitlyn Jenner, it's still "she." As in "SHE's a vile piece of shit who is absolutely reaping what SHE sowed. Wow, the leopards really are eating HER face."

Make fun of the fascist. Don't sink to the fascist's level.

The Israelis had planted their flag over the 900 yo Beaufort Castle (we call it Qalat al-Shaqif), the Crusader castle in Nabatieh, south Lebanon

A Lebanese man took it down

So apparently Bluesky got DDoSed lmao

An Israeli ceasefire means "you cease, I fire"

Israel broke the 2024 Lebanon ceasefire:

- The same day it started
- 50+ times by day 5
- Nearly every single day after
- 10,000+ times in 1 year

- Resumed the war when Hezbollah retaliated, after Israel struck Iran
- Killed 350+ people the same day Hezbollah paused fighting for the Iran ceasefire

@Claude is this true

On Monday we reported on the 8 most insane fascist and antisemitic accounts JD Vance follows on X. @kylebazgo.bsky.social identified the worst of them, HowlingMutant, as Alexander Norden of NYC. He's very edgy, like posting about his sexually attraction to a pile of shoes at the Holocaust Museum.

Error, Not Found, Forbidden, Try Again

This is what Bluesky shows me when I try to view my profile. I love Bluesky, this is my favourite app

Blank Bluesky feed

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

I love when cis liberals with pronouns in their bios reach for bringing up transness in completely irrelevant contexts to own us.

Been listening to a lot of left-leaning US podcasts this week & it's amazing how little they care abt the impact this is having on the world. Lots of discussion about gas prices in the US & how it'll affect the midterms but zero reflection on the global economy or how poor countries will be crushed.

Disney internal Slack (1.11 TB)

Chat logs from nearly 10,000 channels and approximately 2 million file attachments, including unreleased projects and images, taken from Disney's internal Slack in May 2024.

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ChatGPT Boss Accused of Sexually Abusing His Younger Sister The sister of OpenAI co-founder Sam Altman has accused him in a civil lawsuit of sexually abusing and raping her as a child.

The book also dedicates an entire chapter (chapter 14) to discussing the allegations that Sam Altman's sister made against him, which, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW

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