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Posts by Offbrand Simone Biles
Saw my girl Bey over the weekend with my favorite humans & I’m still not over it
To the new people: I’m boring on here but I’m lit in real life 🫶🏾
You may occasionally see me at anime/gaming events but no, I am not into it.
That’s all for now 💕
🥹💜 me and my cousins at dreamcon featuring @youcravetee.bsky.social
Lolll cause I barely be on here 😂😂😂
Started my own business ✅
Justin Timberlake concert ✅
Mary J, Neyo, Mario concert ✅
Cape Town 🇿🇦 ✅
Dreamcon ✅
Cowboy Carter Tour X2
Colorado
The Ball
Yall know him as Berleezy, I know him as Berlin 🥹 forever proud of you
When Offset got caught cheating and tweeted that he missed his granny…. 🙃🫠
sighhhhhhhhhh. I’d like a glass of champagne and/or a tall blue moon with a shot of orange juice
Lower. 🙃
Running is the superior warm up to a heavy power body lift day. Idc what yall say. My body performs best this way 😌🫢
Bonus joy points for copping a pair of Jordans on the day they dropped in his ‘never available’ ass shoe size 🫶🏾💕
new level of joy unlocked: picking out clothes I think a man will look good in & then seeing his reaction to everything I got 🥹
Shopping for men is so uneventful. Why does everything look the same?
If you truly believe Kamala Harris slept her way to the top then you also believe that there are a bunch of men who hold power and only promote women that are willing to do sexual favors
So why are we not talking about those particular men and those positions?
I feel like falling in love 🎶
Hiiiiii
We getting Megan The Stallion…. Wow! Im sooooo excited!
My “this could’ve been an email” face needs to be worked on
Okay so hear me out — the twenty something year old men have been applying pressure and honestly…. they’re putting the 30 something’s to shame
I genuinely cannot stand it but I cannot lie, I’m impressed
& somebody, somewhere is still gonna fail the open book test
It’s Monday, make some noise! 🎉
Bolo’d up with the boyz
I miss when my baby was a baby 😭😭😭
This was such a phenomenal time in life!!! I lovedddd getting this meal!
Literally think I could pass out from the anticipation alone