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me tomorrow i am so excited

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not beating the balatro allegations

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two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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ill be brave: fireflies was always good

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finally robots are being built to do tasks humans don't want to do: delivering a message from Marathon to Athens on foot in 490 BC

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i just spent so much time subtitling this image because it lives rent free in my head. here is anna garcia saying "i'm free?" from rulette. i think about this constantly.

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this isnt todays. wtf do you mean silky isnt on the word list

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he wasnt lying thats literally above and left

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weirdo

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digital fanart of Caleb and Essek from Critical Role, based on The Star tarot card. it is styled like a painting done on tan canvas, with strips of unpainted canvas at the top and bottom. 'XVII' and 'The Star' are written in slanted cursive above and below the painting, respectively.
Essek and Caleb are in their garden, on their knees and hugging each other tightly. in front of them, there is a low strawberry plant, many berries visible from under the green leaves. next to them, on the ground, there is a ceramic jug and a watering can, on their sides as if discarded hastily in a rush to embrace, with water flowing from them onto the dark soil. behind the characters, trees and a cozy cottage house are visible in the background, and around them seven glowing motes are floating in the air.
both Caleb and Essek are depicted barefoot and wearing summer clothes: a darker well-tailored ensemble of short trousers and a short-sleeved shirt for Essek and a more rustic and earth toned combination of shortened slacks and a white shirt with rolled up sleeves for Caleb. Essek has dark gardening gloves on, with a subtle rose print on them, while Caleb's hands are naked. the soles of their feet and their forearms are smudged with dirt.
Essek is resting his chin on Caleb's shoulder with his eyes closed, while Caleb is slumped into his partner. his face is not visible, but judging from the position of his hair, he is hiding his face in Essek's shoulder. a tiny sliver of negative space between them is catching the setting sun behind them, and the filtering sunlight is creating a large glowing four-pointed flare over the darkened figures.

digital fanart of Caleb and Essek from Critical Role, based on The Star tarot card. it is styled like a painting done on tan canvas, with strips of unpainted canvas at the top and bottom. 'XVII' and 'The Star' are written in slanted cursive above and below the painting, respectively. Essek and Caleb are in their garden, on their knees and hugging each other tightly. in front of them, there is a low strawberry plant, many berries visible from under the green leaves. next to them, on the ground, there is a ceramic jug and a watering can, on their sides as if discarded hastily in a rush to embrace, with water flowing from them onto the dark soil. behind the characters, trees and a cozy cottage house are visible in the background, and around them seven glowing motes are floating in the air. both Caleb and Essek are depicted barefoot and wearing summer clothes: a darker well-tailored ensemble of short trousers and a short-sleeved shirt for Essek and a more rustic and earth toned combination of shortened slacks and a white shirt with rolled up sleeves for Caleb. Essek has dark gardening gloves on, with a subtle rose print on them, while Caleb's hands are naked. the soles of their feet and their forearms are smudged with dirt. Essek is resting his chin on Caleb's shoulder with his eyes closed, while Caleb is slumped into his partner. his face is not visible, but judging from the position of his hair, he is hiding his face in Essek's shoulder. a tiny sliver of negative space between them is catching the setting sun behind them, and the filtering sunlight is creating a large glowing four-pointed flare over the darkened figures.

one of the three tarot cards i associate with shadowgast, The Star 🌟

#shadowgast #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt

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come to the whimsical ruins in the next 20 minutes if you want to debate me

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the beautiful thing about cutting modern music in a DAW is it's like fucking butter and you dont even have to crossfade anything

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Caroline Polachek - Bunny is a Rider (Official Video)
Caroline Polachek - Bunny is a Rider (Official Video) YouTube video by Caroline Polachek

i think bunny is a rider would be a good tango youtu.be/h_V2ccs_Urk?...

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me: i have to quit skating because of money
also me: i am going to cut music for all of the preliminary dances

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imagining them pitching the cue ball from pitcher's mound and having to hit it with the tip of the cue

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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

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the people do not yearn for subscriptions

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as a trans woman who needs to update my passport this year, please go fuck yourself if you think this is good or funny or karma or something

this is proof that the administration Does Not Care if you suck its dick if you're trans

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just L after L with this company

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i think that this season of VIP has actually been really good and i hope Vic gets their flowers

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As easily as you have sworn off Harry Potter pish, you can stop buying games from Microsoft or Microsoft owned studios.

This is such a small ask and low bar to clear, there are thousands of other games available at any moment, but the impact can be huge.

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whoever is messing up my radio k reception by work will not see the light of heaven

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Guys don't worry, I found the source of the problem!

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Bluesky
WORLDWIDE
DAY OF PLAY
WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!

Bluesky WORLDWIDE DAY OF PLAY WE'RE OUTSIDE PLAYING AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO!

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i think we should just let imax have their monopoly. infinity vision sounds dumb.

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