black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Hope Summers: Welcome back, Kurt. We got you, body and soul. Goldballs: Wait, didn’t you trade your soul to come back from the dead after Bastion killed you? You got it back, right? Nightcrawler: Yes. Yes, I did.

Panel 1: A father and son stand at a bus stop, the father holding a briefcase. The son asks, "Daddy, why do you have to go to work every day?" Panel 2: The father responds, "So we can have nice things, my boy." The son looks up at him. Panel 3: The son says, "But all of our things are shit." Panel 4: The father says, "You're shit." and gazes into the distance, lost in thought.

a'ight, imma head out

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Louder for the people in the back.

Dragon like figure yeongno

The Yeongno, is a Korean mythical creature known as a "celestial eater of the rich," this dragon-like monster seeks to consume 100 corrupt politicians, the wealthy, the powerful, etc in order to return to heaven. A cathartic symbol of social justice.

Burn After Reading final scene

Movie ages better every day

a digital road sign that says "don't"

we should have listened

LittleMissLizz: it's not too late to abandon Harry Potter for the Discworld series, my friends. Come over to our nerdy, little corner. There are 41 of these suckers and Terry Pratchett actually understood what it meant to treat people like humans. Have fun and know you are loved.

Don't come at me with any "With not both?" bullshit. The money from Harry Potter is being used to ruin people's lives.

a herd of sheep on a dark pathway in the woods captioned we came to warn you about falling into vicious cycles of self destruction

ATTEMPTING TO MEET UP WITH OLD FRIENDS (Original Song) - Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. & Whitney Avalon YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

#mood #exceptIdonteventry youtu.be/EWsiQSMb8u0?...

[Scene is the UK tv show BARGAIN HUNT, at an antiques fair. Presenter NATASHA RASKIN SHARP, expert KATE BLISS and two contestants are shopping for antiques.] 1 NATASHA RS: Now Derek's spotted a real gem here… What is it, Kate? 2 KATE BLISS [holding an odd-looking grey item in her hands]: This, believe it or not... ...is the Rules Based International Order. [We see the item close up. It is a cracked, broken, misshapen lump of grey pottery with two holes, a UN flag daubed on it, and a random wooden handle sticking out the side. The contestants both make a face like, “Oooh” KATE BLISS: It was made in America And it's actually what we used to stop World War 3, before everyone got bored of doing that. So how it worked is, the Americans would speak a geopolitical issue into this hole here… Turn the handle…. [Speaking into the object’s hole]: Should we bomb Iran...? [Lifting her face up from the object, smiling at the contestants] …and then they'd just do whatever the f--- they liked. CONTESTANT 1 [easily impressed face]: Sounds pretty special, Julie CONTESTANT 2 [to stall holder]: We’ll give you £290. [The seller, incidentally, looks a lot like Tony Blair, but that's just a side note] [Cut to the AUCTION SCENE at the end of Bargain Hunt. The object is on the podium, the auctioneer closing the bidding]. AUCTIONEER: Sold! £3.65. CONTESTANTS: Oh noooo [We now pull back to see a wider view of the antiques fair and auction, and see that in the distance there is smoke, a distant mushroom cloud, ruined buildings] NATASHA RS [To the contestants]: Everything's riding on your mustard pot now! [Ends]

a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Two Books with the original Dune covbers. Title of left book "Paul is bad", 2nd book "OK, I guess I wasnt clear..."

(Dont know who originally did this, but its too good not so share)

BTW: His children are also bad.

old-ass meme: WOW, ACCORDING TO THIS THING, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

I'm sorry, the results came back, and...

Peter Parker is from Queens. Miles Morales is from Brooklyn. So what if there was a Spider-Man for each of the other New York City boroughs?

Hi. I’m Geoff Johns,

pixelframe.design/dune-font-lo...

Perfect

A screenshot of a Google card for a YouTube video from CTV News. The title is "cat keeps crossing the U.S.-Canada border" . The image has a fluffy gray and white cat in a green field with the CTV News logo in the corner

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

Drawing of St Patrick driving a donkey cart with three snakes in. The snakes are saying "nonne iam advenimus?" (Are we there yet?); "necesse est mihi mingere" (I need a wee); "nauseo" (I feel sick) and St Patrick is thinking "miserere mei" (Have pity on me).

#stpatricksday #minimuslatin
Sanctus Patricius serpentes ex Hibernia agit... serpentes eum maxime vexant! (St Patrick drives the snakes out of Ireland... the snakes are annoying him a lot!)

In Russia we make elephants out of flies, which is some full on Rick Sanchez shit

Lisa Simpson doing kids news, standing by an abandoned railroad crossing. “The old memes don’t come by here much anymore…” Suddenly dat boi appears. “Oshit waddup”

No religion or political ideology will protect you from bigotry. The only thing that protects you from bigotry is your own vigilance. "I can't be prejudiced against X because I believe Y" is not a real thing.

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

First Image of Borg Queen speaking to Picard: You won Picard, we are returing Commander Riker [ERECTOUS] His consciousness has poisoned the collective Second image: an off screen riker states “I AM ERECTOUS OF THE BORG” Resulting in the Queen yelling “THAT IS NOT YOUR DESIGNATION I AM NOT CALLING YOU THAT!”

Just ran across this on reddit and laughed so hard