how do i get in on this action

as someone whose household still mostly isolates 6 years later, it fucking sucked back then and it fucking sucks now

there was a sense of community when the majority of people shared our experience that i do miss, but it's also a *really shitty experience* for the majority to have had to share

hopefully you're a bot because you make for a pretty shit-tier human being

come out you pointy piece of shit i just want to talk

there is a yellowjacket somewhere in my bathroom and that is what i will be thinking about for the foreseeable future i hate it i hate it i hate it

it’s just one of those days

when you don’t wanna fuel up

all the pumps are FUCKED

all the prices SUCK

why

unlike the rest of us he escaped to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

the president has his own cryptocurrency

god i hope that's not what it is because surely those stop being edible *long* before they achieve this color

it looks like a slice of giraffe tongue

the hamster should not be in charge of anything

this leadership structure is not reassuring

how does learning how to use the thing that's automating your job prevent it from automating your job

the hamster in particular produces nothing of value

you’re gonna lose that farm to the mortgage people

one of Ella’s toys plays a version of old mcdonald where the only animals he seems to have are a puppy, a cat, and a hamster

get your shit together old mcdonald

genuinely what is the gray thing

i can't stop looking at it

i worry it's looking back

finally: change we can all believe in

i am a bluesky user; there's no way for the people running bluesky to think less of me than they already do

i might as well sing the song of my heart

they can say it was a DDoS attack all they want i am simply going to carry on thinking your web site breaks when you let broken robots code it until they either stop using the broken robots or the site stops breaking

the fork is the second most edible-looking thing on that tray

THE 7 REMAKE IS PRETTY GOOD

I LIKE HOW FAST THE COMBAT IS

I WILL SCREAM THESE TRUTHS INTO THE VOID EVEN AS IT CONSUMES ME

my determination to talk about dragon quest stands in defiance against the will of the very cosmos

my favorite error is the one that just says “Forbidden” because it’s like powerful forces are trying to stop me from posting but neither gods nor demons shall impede me from saying stupid shit on the computer

*so weird* how this keeps happening, where *just enough* democrats defect that the bad things get to keep happening

he’s not seeking reelection either

not that that has anything to do with this

don’t know why I even brought it up

I do not require your validation to recognize greatness in myself, *internet*

see because it says *jason statham* uses bees to heal his wounds, not the character he plays in this movie, so what i've done is i've invented a fictional scenario wherein jason statham the actual actor uses bees to heal his wounds in *real life*, for comedic effect

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"oh, you gained a bunch of weight to play that role? wow, you seem really dedicated to the craft," jason statham says to christian bale, his voice dripping with sarcasm, as he applies a paste made of crushed bees to a burn he sustained during an on-set accident

optimistic of them to assume we're making it to 2040

no💖

trails is one of the best jrpg series around and also every single trails game i've ever played has spent a not-insignificant part of its run time Creeping Me the Fuck Out

it's been interesting watching the reaction to street fighter's dalliance with weird incest stuff after having played several hundred hours of the trails series, which has been splashing about in a big vat of weird incest stuff very loudly and happily for decades now