we all know I have no life, so:

I think about this every time I visit a train station/services toilet, because they’re being cleaned and maintained by men at least 50% of the time, in my experience, and terfs have nothing to say about that. Because someone’s presence isn’t, in and of itself, a threat!

I want this person to meet my wife, who I love with my whole being but who pretty much viscerally hates children 😂

Handy Guide:

✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course

❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in

Yes, when I dream of having a biped robot, it’s so that I can stay at home and do the cleaning while the machine is out and about doing a half marathon.

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

The monthly charges and taxes, sweet Jesus

Governments went all in on this pyramid scheme

Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed.

But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.

I could do myself, if not easily than at least with only moderate effort. Fortunately what I’m doing means I bump up against its limitations too frequently to really lose my mind to it, but I’m still wary of it. I can’t imagine what it’s like for enthusiastic users.

I’ve been *very* reluctantly investigating the use of AI to code a large corpus - essentially trying to get it to do something I can do very well but at a scale I can’t match. Working on the instructions, it was frankly terrifying how quickly I started to feel the pull of getting it to do things 1/2

JD Vance says Tony Hawk needs to bend his legs more to get better lift when doing an Ollie

Magic 8 ball journalism

George Fouracres of SNL UK doing an impression of Kier Starmer

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see Starmer again without thinking of George Fouracres saying hello in the strongest possible terms.

Seeing people give low-star reviews for the new shark movie on Netflix and can only conclude that these are people who have forgotten how to have fun #Thrash

That dementia dude on instagram reckons Trump is in his final couple of weeks. So that’s something, I guess.

Games like darts, billiards, bowling and chess completely give away what's going on.

The ONLY reason to segregate these sports by sex in the first place is because men cannot emotionally handle losing to women.

The ONLY reason to lock out trans people is bigotry.

wtf I thought this came out about five years ago it’s still on my to watch list

Dreamt that I happened upon a mass of freshly hatched baby birds of some sort and was frantically trying to help these tiny fingernail-sized ones start breathing. Because apparently waking hours aren’t stressful enough these days.

Sad Wolverine laying in bed looking at a picture meme, he's missing the subject of the picture very much, the picture is labeled "the me who didn't know about the Strait of Hormuz"

the domino meme, with "Rupert Murdoch starts a cable news channel" on the small end and "global armegeddon" at the big end

Donald Trump: “A whole civilisation will die tonight”

Nigel Farage: “I’m the only figure from the other side of the Parliament that has consistently stood behind Trump, and stood behind the MAGA movement”

Politically, this should be the end of days for them all.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

When I couldn’t get Bluesky to work I thought It had Happened and for a moment I remembered joy

I’m really enjoying SNL UK, I think this week’s was the best so far and I *know* I could watch George Fouracres rage at the bastard seagull for hours

Stop!

I’m guessing the sale is because the previous inhabitants died of migraine.

Oh I am envious.

#OhGodWhatNow asks why Starmer is hated & comes up with:

1. People are just hateful these days, &
2. Cost of living, NHS, small boats, Brexit, are inherited probs he can't fix, but he's become the punch bag & people can't articulate their logic

LET ME STOP YOU THERE WHILE I ARTICULATE MY LOGIC.