No one:

Liv Morgan entering #Wrestlemania:

oh so now it's illegal to put on a little play with your friends

The “Euphoria” meme repurposed: “Wait, is this fucking sermon about us?”

Pope Leo: Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth

Republicans:

Virginia Ex-Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Kills Wife and Self, Police Say

Holy shit.

a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

A teacher, a nurse, and a firefighter walk into a tax office. They all pay a higher tax rate than a billionaire. That's not a joke. That's America's tax code. We need a fairer tax code that taxes the rich.

Whoever developed the emergency tone for weather alerts on your phone: You’ve probably saved countless lives AND THANK YOU.

But also holy shit that is a terrifying sound to hear at 2 AM.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Whew!

Hillary Clinton this morning on the US-Iran talks that fell apart:

“This is hard, disciplined effort that has to go into diplomacy to reach any results. And I don’t see this administration either wanting to do it or, frankly, being capable of doing it…”

RIGHT NOW: UT Austin professors & students are marching to the Texas Capitol to demand an end to classroom censorship & course consolidation.

@aft.org
@texasaaup.bsky.social
@utaustinaaup.bsky.social

Stop the ban, keep up the fight. Education is a right!

🎓 @aaup.org @afthighered.bsky.social @texasaaup.bsky.social

Here are my top 10 dog and news reporter interactions!

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Viktor Orbán: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Very satisfying to rewatch this after Viktor Orban's defeat.

People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”

DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

feeding the dogs and all i could think was “how do you get so excited to have the same thing every morning ha ha”. this was right after i took a large sip of my morning coffee and went “aahhhh”

ok my bad. looks like it's a load bearing lack of verification

We gotta be real about this sentiment, it’s driven by concern-trolling rich people. They are fine with paying for their own child care and don’t want to pay taxes for poorer people to get child care either

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Was there a rule they could only use 1969 technology?Throwback jersey night at NASA

That's for the six new states:

- Northeast Dakota (formerly Greenland)
- Northwest Dakota (formerly Alberta)
- Southwest Dakota (formerly Venezuela)
- North North Dakota (formerly The Moon)
- South South Dakota (formerly Atlantis)
- Delaware II

a woman holds a cup of coffee in front of a starbucks window ALT: a woman holds a cup of coffee in front of a starbucks window

The immense sigh of relief that comes with finding out you cut the right size of Aida for an embroidery project.

Good and helpful context here as well.

Paul McCartney Banned From Reddit After Promoting Himself in Paul McCartney Subreddit Reddit blamed a technical glitch for the removal of the living legend’s concert footage.

not the onion

Friends: Hey girl! Are you coming out this wee—

Me:

10/10 incredible sign on the right there, no notes

Wake up babe the Pope just said that Trump isn’t going to heaven