me at mardis gras after that last one i didnt need

well something good happened

i used to buy a quarter a week live while youre young kids

420 yall bout to blaze a fat one & think about all the times ive been socially awkward said dumb shit or made horrible decisions while my limbs go numb & my heart beats hummingbird speed 🤙

Under the Tuscan Sun because im a gay man in love with Diane Lane apparently

me heading downstairs when the boys are silent after i hear glass break

isn’t the strokes dad the pedophile who ran elite modeling and married a 14 year old? but go off i guess

did they reopen the straight of stock market manipulation

if you put poison in it you can be a witch

*7yo splits his pants

me: what happened

him: dunno guess my balls are getting big

wish the overconfidence of the billionaire class could be harnessed into something useful

omg

this dorit & erika tet on tet should be an original oratory dramatic interpretation for speech & debate teams here on out #rhobh

so if i was the pope id wait til usha had that baby. then id say jd let me baptize that thing. then at the ceremony after the little splish splash id be like oh, & one more thing BOOM EXCOMMUNICATION SON EAT SHIT JD

FORBIDDEN BITCHES!!!!!

we going to start dropping excommunications or what

well well well beshear did a funny

can tarantino write a badass prayer where the reader resigns & becomes a hermit

omg

jd vance better be careful talking at all when he knows we are going to make fun of his ass

me when it’s cold & i have to get out of the car

sometimes having a little nap & a treat is my workout

lol it’s the real housewives of quahog

my huzbin said that all the real housewives of rhode island sound like peter griffin & he’s absolutely right #rhori

the door dash lady being more politically astute than the president is hallmark shakespearean tragedy *no notes

i miss my glass bong more than i miss smoking weed

hahaha fuck you viktor

Stripped cat waiting to come in behind a glad window

hello clarice #caturday

hackey cat #caturday

or maybe the best day. she’s fantastic live