thanks! ajax waterfront :)

Im nonbinary that means I can kill whoever I want

Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes

that’s the guy who tried to cancel dril no?

photo of a black Specialized Diverge gravel bike leaning against the trunk of a large fallen tree. the tree trunk has decayed to reveal its reddish insides

riding bikes every day until i can’t for some reason, day 2062

#Cycling #BikeTO #Photography

bsky comms/ops rn

Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

While they pedal, we crank

Join the beta: testflight.apple.com/join/WRV6WZ2H

my brain when it's time focus on the problem at hand:

If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

screenshot of a music app playing Heresy by Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize

let’s a go

Correction request » Luke LeBrun <llebrun@pressprogress.ca> to letters, mjarvie - Good evening, I'm getting in touch about a factual error in today's Rick Bell column, titled "Fawning over Justin Trudeau is nauseating, hail the star of junk culture" https://calgaryherald.com/opinion/columnists/bell-fawning-over-justin-trudeau-nauseating-star-junk-culture In his column, Mr. Bell writes: "Talk about sweet. Perry kisses Trudeau. Perry posts a sweet picture of Trudeau. They're eating ramen and drinking out of plastic cups. Wow!" In fact, the food Mr. Trudeau is eating is not ramen, but "wok-fired soba noodles" as you can see in the image below. The soba noodles in question were sold by a food stand called "Island Noodles" -- here is their website. I should also note that ramen is typically served in a broth. If Mr. Trudeau were eating ramen out of a box, as Mr. Bell suggests, it would likely be leaking all over his jeans. : 6:32 PM (0 minutes ago) P> ISLAND NOODLES WOK FIRED SOBA NOODLES WWW.ISLANDNOODLES.CO Luke LeBrun Investigative journalist | Editor, PressProgress llebrun@pressprogress.ca

The. Facts. Still. Matter.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

we know

is it good?

lets gooooo

still of heath ledger as the joker in the dark knight. the caption says "it's simple. we, uh, kill the concept of time"

me watching australian bluesky popping off about the the NIN album one day early

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

what if they made a website that was just derek dot bike. would anyone even notice

a screenshot of the bluesky notification panel with a big error that says "Forbidden"

they roastin y'all in the forbidden mentions

just how fast are we talkin

i bet we can guess them tho

RIP

kinda hard to make a healthy breakfast when i keep all my recipes in drafts on the vibecoded posting site

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.