a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a desk in front of a national geographic sign ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a desk in front of a national geographic sign

Ive aged. 31 years down, 29 more to go...

A gray sharkgirl with blue hair, Tess, nude and standing thigh-deep in the the ocean, holding onto the tether for an out-of-frame surfboard. She's looking disappointedly off into the distance. The weather is cloudy and pouring rain, with rolling waves and city lights visible in behind her.

A bad day for beach weather...

A really lovely piece of Tess, by Relevancy on FA!

Bro's gonna be sore after all of that :P

Jake Long more like Jake Wide

Yknow one thing that drives me absolutely fucking crazy about today's modding scene?

"Hmm I wanna mod this game-" BOOBS. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS-

"Dam can I get some dudes tho?" Ah yes you need to go to this sketchy website and download these sketchy files and exe...

Handsome lad!

Nope.

Oh he's cute :D

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

🫡

Probably the one only, tiny thing I've got that's preventing me from devolving into a hateful, spiteful piece of shit

and even that's being tested

It really fucking hurts trying to retain what little whimsy I have left by sharing something silly/insignificant with my friends and they go off about "not being into it"

Perhaps some of the most lightweight shit and I get hit with the "erhm akshually" like

fuck off

I'll take your entire stock!!

"Do you mind!? I'm in the middle of a VERY important procedure right now...!"

I've just went the nuclear route and deleted Discord entirely. Deleted my account and uninstalled it from my machine. Had to go thru my system files and cherry pick the files that remained behind...

Fuck Discord.

Police ain't gonna do shit. Call the SWAT.

Bro's still shootin' shots? Gosh, pent up! :P

I'm imagine what it'd look like to someone holding a candle in a completely dark room... If I'm understanding your goal correctly. 🤔

Where'd that argonian get all that ASS?!

Asking for a friend...

I don't mind if people are into some weird stuff

I do mind when they try to shove it down other people's throats by ways and means.

It gets old.

Begging yall to like at least add in the normal spelling as well or something, stop negating the entire point of putting the warning there :U

One of the incredibly rare times I've had to disagree with Charlie (moistcritical) on his input on this. The employees who previously worked there are most likely going to be let go with govt. support because they're being fired for not-at-fault reasoning.

Gonna turn them opaque. xP

Welp, I guess that's it.

I'm cooked.

Can't hold a job, and now my car broke down requiring $3,000 in repairs.

Neat.

I also adore how it didn't FULLY uninstall and I had to cherry pick the files out of my system... 🙄

I've deleted Discord off my PC for the first time in... what feels like a decade.

Feels good.

PC's running better, too!

What's his workout routine?

... asking for a friend...

Whos this handsome fella?