spigot: I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN A SINGLE TOKEN COULD GET YOU FIVE MINUTES OF BURGERTIME

"BURGER TIME" https://bonequest.com/9885

effigy: BLAMING MY BONER ON THE YORP EFFECT

"YORP'S REVENGE" https://bonequest.com/9884

deuce: MY BALLS RECEIVED A COPYRIGHT STRIKE

"COPYRIGHT STRIKE" https://bonequest.com/9883

pants: BEATING OFF ON WALDEN POND

"ON WALDEN POND" https://bonequest.com/9882

spigot: CHILDREN BELONG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST OCEAN, NOT ICE DETENTION CENTERS

"THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST OCEAN" https://bonequest.com/9881

"OZONE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT" https://bonequest.com/9880

spigot: HOW COULD I HAVE SUCKED MY 5 FREE DICKS THIS MONTH IT'S ONLY APRIL 4

"FIVE FREE" https://bonequest.com/9879

spigot: I'M OUT OF GUINNESS SO I DON'T KNOW IF I'M STAYING IN BED FOR THE DAY OR POWERING UP TO GO TO THE GUINNESS STORE pants: THERE IS NO WRONG ANSWER <ZENPANTS.GIF>

"NO WRONG ANSWER" https://bonequest.com/9878

spigot: OH SO YOU CAN GET UP EARLY AND GO TO THE GYM BUT I CAN'T DRINK 8 BEERS EVERY DAY pants: THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF THE BALLS IN MY FACE

"GET UP EARLY, GO TO THE GYM" https://bonequest.com/9877

spigot: GLURP GLORP GLOP BLOP THERE REALLY IS AN XCKD FOR EVERYTHING GLORK BLORK BA-DORK

"THERE REALLY IS" https://bonequest.com/9876

A small, round, brown hamburger patty with a glossy surface next to the text "Hamburg" and price "$6.0" on a light background. This would totally fit up your butt. I won't tell anybody, I promise

pants: TUBING AND SQUEEZE BULBS ARE WHAT MADE AMERICA spigot: PENIS PUMPS CARVED THIS NATION OUT OF THE WILDERNESS

"TUBING AND SQUEEZE BULBS" https://bonequest.com/9875

deuce: FAR CHAR * pants: THIS WILL BE THE NAME OF OUR SCI-FI SPACE OPERA spigot: POWERFUL, COMPELLING AND SOCIALLY RELEVANT SCIENCE FICTION

"GET OUT OF OUR MAILBOX" https://bonequest.com/9874

and now we have hifi.bonequest.com

spigot: PERMISSION TO BLAME MY DIARRHEA ON ISRAEL

"THE DEAD SEA" https://bonequest.com/9873

🎁 new toy hifi.bonequest.com enjoy the hi-fi sounds of bonequest gahlghualghalghlag

spigot: YES I PUT GLASSES ON MY PENIS spigot: BUT THEY WERE READING GLASSES NOT SUNGLASSES SO IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE CLASSY spigot: AND I WAS AT THE LIBRARY

"JUST STOP" https://bonequest.com/9872

🎁 new toy hifi.bonequest.com enjoy the hi-fi sounds of bonequest gahlghualghalghlag

pants: ACHOO pants: PISS PLZ pants: EVERYBODY IN FLATLAND IS OF COURSE EXCEPTIONALLY FLAT deuce: THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE CONTAINS THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF FARTS

"THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS" https://bonequest.com/9871

spigot: I WON'T TAKE BLAME FOR ALL THE FARTS BUT I WILL TAKE CREDIT deuce: FAT CRAMPS pants: PUNCH THEM DOWN deuce: WAIT THEM OUT pants: BURN THE HOUSE DOWN TO ACCELERATE THE PROCESS deuce: DETONATING 300 KT THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD TO BE SURE

"WAIT THEM OUT" https://bonequest.com/9870

pants: T DEUCE WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME THE WAY JESSICA 6 LOOKS AT LOGAN 5 deuce: U+29F8, "BIG SOLIDUS"

"BIG SOLIDUS" https://bonequest.com/9869

deuce: I'M A CACHEBUSTER deuce: BUST ME pants: AIMING FOR YOUR TITS

"CACHE BUSTER" https://bonequest.com/9868

pants: TODAY IS A SPACE MUSIC DAY I WANT TO HEAR VANGELIS AND TANGERINE DREAM AND BRIAN ENO AND APHEX TWIN SELECTED AMBIENT WORKS :19: LATER pants: OKAY TIRED OF SPACE MUSIC

"SPACE MUSIC DAY" https://bonequest.com/9867

effigy: I GOT UP FOR NOTHING???? effigy: ...FUCKING SUNDAY pants: FUCK YEAH SUNDAY MORNING pants: OH CRAP I'VE FALLEN INTO THE DICKLICKING ZONE

"SUN DAY" https://bonequest.com/9866

spigot: IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I'D BE AT THE CHALLENGER LAUNCH READY WITH MY SAD TRUMPET MP3

"BACK IN TIME" https://bonequest.com/9865

spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BOMB THE ZOOM WITH DICK PICS pants: WHOSE DICK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT pants: I SENT YOU THOSE PICTURES IN CONFIDENCE pants: CAN WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL pants: PLEASE TAKE ME OFF SPEAKER

"BOMB THE ZOOM" https://bonequest.com/9864

spigot: CAN YOU DUST THAT OFF PLEASE spigot: I CAN'T TELL IF IT SAYS V*GER OR V*GINA spigot: AND THIS N.A.S.A. LOOKS MORE LIKE N.A.M.B.L.A. spigot: WHAT DOES A PEDOPHILE NEED WITH A STARSHIP??? pants: ... [[RED]] :DING: DING DING [[RED]] pants: BLACK HOLE ALERT EVERYBODY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT spigot: STRETCHING OURSELVES INTO COSMIC NOODLES [[SPACE]] deuce: I THINK OF YOU MORE AS COSMIC ANGEL HAIR PASTA deuce: EVERYONE WANTS YOU IN THEIR MOUTH !!! A HAHAHA HAHAHA[[SPACE]] deuce: AHAHAHAH HAHA HA[[SPACE]] deuce: ... [[SPACE]] spigot: WHICH ONE OF US ARE YOU TALKING TO

"STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE" https://bonequest.com/9863

we miss it too

the entire hifi site has been integrated with bonequest.com bonequest.com/search/?q=%2...

your call is in there, somewhere!

spigot: AS OF RIGHT NOW I'M REOPENING THE X-FILES spigot: OW OW PAPERCUT spigot: CLOSE THAT SHIT

"X" https://bonequest.com/9862

pants: I'M COLD pants: SOMEBODY SUCK ME OFF deuce: CAN'T YOU JUST WEAR A SWEATER

"SOME BODY" https://bonequest.com/9861