Got jumpscared by Heracross last night

FOR REAL

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

who out here playing pokopia. i bought a switch 2 and that with my tax refund money now i'm just walking around watering the dirt

I WAS ABT TO SAY UMMM WHEN DID I MAKE THIS

did my taxes and i'm getting a FAT $2.6k this is the best thing ever

i hate the duck i hate the duck i hate the duck i hate the duck

ngl I haven’t touched it yet bc I’m scared

the mayor?

A picture of Bug Juice in fruit punch flavor.

I need her

Has anyone else been getting blasted with those Postable ads where the lady screams or the grandma is like "Are you fking Amish?" because I think I'm going to snap soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTE: I can't use adblock bc I watch Youtube 99.9% of the time on my roku

A picture of a 2 liter bottle of soda named Dr. Ahh!

Fucked up in the crib drinkin Dr. AHH!

A screenshot of a YouTube video in a playlist. The video is titled “A Very English Christmas Full Movie” and the thumbnail shows the movie’s title in red cursive, with a white man and woman standing next to it. They are outside in the snow in front of a residential home.

just watched this fucking nonsense

Mitski is my top artist on spotify for the fifth year in a row lol

A picture of the "Sasuke Has Become Catholic" meme where "Sasuke" has been replaced with "adri" and the picture of Sasuke is a screenshot of my Bluesky profile.

I still make 11:11 wishes if I catch the time, but for some reason I always end them off with "thank you god, amen" like I just sent off a prayer?? I have no idea when I started doing that part or where it came from.

need burger cheeseburger

If it’s not too early for this annual reminder: remember not to give one single penny to these guys this Christmas.

changed my pfp for the first time ever since i made this acct #crazy!!!

real

can my edible please hit

❤️❤️

what will you play today? ✨💜

i have to post this here bc she follows me on twt lol

when i say we “do everything else the same” I mean like, we still (though rarely) say ily, we still cuddle up next to each other, we still spend a lot of time together. her mom treats me as if nothing happened (which is very kind of her, she did nothing wrong). like what am i even doing

my ex and i still interact with each other as if we were still dating minus kissing and sex. like we do everything else the same. and it’s so fucking bizarre like what am i even doing here. our 3yr anniversary would’ve been oct 24th it’s still rlly fucking me up.

A picture of a pint of Blue Bunny soft serve ice cream. Mint chocolate flavor.

I need her

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

A picture of a Webkinz plush. This is the Texting Puppy. It is a white and purple dog covered with texting-related acronyms, such as LOL, OMG, and GTG.

This webkinz is peak I kind of unironically want one

A screenshot from Genshin Impact of the character Nefer with her signature weapon, Reliquary of Truth.

A screenshot from Genshin Impact of Nefer’s signature weapon, Reliquary of Truth. It is a green pyramid with gold accents.

genshin oomfs I forgot to celebrate here but I got Nefer (no clue on pity bc I’m back after 2 yr not playing and my history got deleted) and then got her signature weapon on 26 pity. God is good. Only other time I’ve pulled for a sig weapon was for Raiden 😭😭