Whenever someone I know knows someone else I know from a different context I call it a crossover episode

Need to be so famous I can’t do jury duty because I’d sway the other jurors

I’d actually love to use it as you described, what do you mean by it triggers a channel switch everytime you select a different preset?

Amp & Cabinet Guitar Pedal

Anyone have this pedal and think it’s worth it? I’ve heard great things.
#guitarpedal #amp #guitar

Command hooks could give me a jackhammer and it would make less of a mess of my apartment walls

“You guys are just jealous” I mutter as I eat the most disgusting thing to grace human lips since your dad met your mom

W my anxiety I could never

You can always pick up audio engineering now!

So cool!!

My top artist of 2024 I feel 13 again

Every time they take my blood I say “they took my blahddddd” just like that. Most of the time they hit me for this.

No more Oscars I’m bored they should cage fight

No clue what this means but I f w it

REAL

I do not listen to love shack enough

These are incredible! I love them!

I was born in the right generation I just asked my friend to go check this persons Instagram so I could talk shit w the right pronouns

If comfortable silence is the goal in a relationship me and my Uber drivers are tight as hell

Children's TV had me thinking getting sprayed by a skunk was not only possible but inevitable

It’s hard enough to let friends see you elliptical let alone enemies

Bright Orange Fire Smoke over Pacific Palisades in Los Angeles California

Picture from two nights ago in Westwood, Los Angeles of the #pacificpalisadesfires I hope to god I never see something like this again

Anytime I get a really dumb injury I want to say I got it playing lacrosse just so everyone thinks lacrosse is stupid

If I was from Rhode Island I would always call it Chode Island are you kidding me

she bon on my jon til I jovi

Sometimes if I look out a window too long I wonder if my husband will ever return from sea

Jimmy Carter I got 10 points off on a test in fifth grade for calling you Jim

People are moving from one studio apartment to the next with a box labelled "kitchen".. girl it's one room

Whenever I’m restocking beer in my fridge I feel like one of those momma restock accounts, like maybe I’m an alcoholic or maybe I’m a single mother doing her best

God told me I could lie a little bit if it’s funny

Life is a series of finding which emergency exits make noise and which are filthy liars