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It's Friday peasants! Party time, excellent! Far right wing schwing!

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Off to the Sunday carvery today at the Black Sheep Dubai, which is ironic because I tend not to like anything that is brown.

My profile photos have more soft focus than an erectile disfunction support group.

That is how Richard and I have been together so long.

Charming

Would be nice if someone can let me know? I keep seeing this question being asked!

Oi you lefty herbert! Get your own bloody ideas?!?

If I have to flee Dubai, do I have to seek refuge in the first safe Country?

I'm an expat. How about you? (I don't care about you).

Does the ECHR apply to Dubai? Asking for a friend.

Dubai is still safer than Peckham because the economic migrants here (Dicky and moi) are a better grade than the forins at home. Bombs = news as fake as my nylon hair extensions

If I end up fleeing Dubai with a load of tax dodgers, would it be hypocritical if creosote Daddy Richard Tice and I asked for asylum?

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Care to comment?

Nope. I'm busy watching Camel racing. 🐫

Blimey. Who took the jam out of your donut?

I'm not sure the Dubai Sun is the best thing for my West Croydon hair extensions?

Yes Andy! I couldn't stand being around the likes of you and other people who actually pay taxes and work for a living!

Im an economic Migrant.

Woof!

I can't speak a word of Arabic. But I do have a woman who sorts my nylon hair extensions out.

Why not do a poll?