Thoresen’d

Wearing either one of these two shirts

He’s doing Mad Libs riffs.

_______ is/are weak on ______

The Keebler Elves are weak on immigration

Ron Popeil is weak on Nuclear

Zendaya is weak on Keynesian economics

Not specifically answering your question - but the most Spursy thing to happen to me recently (and is par for the course for how this season has gone) is I traveled from Philadelphia to London for the NLD in February, got hit with norovirus the morning after I arrived and missed the match

Can he take the Mr. Burns “excellent” sounder after free throws with him?

How is Brobbey not getting booked for that??????

Would bet good money that when he eats eggs he eats the shell

#HowieSZN #ToolsInHisBody

Reading about De Zerbi’s tenure at Marseille. Wondering if the Marseille fans can ship this banner to N17

I’m no expert, but it kind of seems like they’re maybe playing with some jam (perhaps even a spicy jam)

Is that Sour Shoes?

What is this “good standing” you speak of?

Please tag this as NSFW

Spurs need to come out of halftime with these on their feet

Also, I’m choosing to blame all 4 goal on Kolo Muani

3 goals on slip and falls and 1 from a free kick which should’ve never been awarded. I’m loving it

Taxi for Kinsky

Never seen anything like this #COYS

#FOYS

Chuck was 100% a boilsman

Used to be @philadelphiaunion.com

That’s a yellow on Archie Gray

Rules are great when they’re applied indiscriminately and inconsistently

Just had this beer for the first time. The good folks at Noam are saving millions by repurposing old Zima bottles

Here’s a photo of his proud parents

As we well know, Harry’s a penalty merchant so he’ll deliver the death blow(s) only after Olise and Diaz render the Barca trio defenseless

I’d like to imagine that under that Eagles zip-up he’s rocking a t-shirt from the Wildwood boardwalk

As a Philadelphian I was raised to hate teams w/obnoxious front running fans (Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees) and morally I was anti-oligarch/petro states (we like underdogs here), so when it came time to pick an EPL team 5 of the big 6 were out. The connections to Judaism at Spurs were a bonus for me

Personally, I would’ve hired Igor Threedor, but I’m just built different