I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

@Yankees (now): "FINAL: Tigers 11, Yankees 1." @Yankees (last tweet): "The New York Yankees and the White House today announced that President Donald J. Trump is scheduled to attend the Yankees-Tigers game on Thursday, September 11 at Yankee Stadium. Pregame ceremonies will recognize the victims and heroes of 9/11." @Yankees (second-to-last tweet): "Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk."

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Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Me after half-watching the Tour all month: I’m pretty sure this guy Teddy Focaccia is absolutely wreckin one Johnny Vinegar yeah?

Zohran Mamdani’s socialist promises: Baseball players kiss now.

Let’s be clear that abortion can be effectively banned in this country without Congress passing a law but as a result of multiple moves that make it impossible to access.

The intent of today’s Supreme Court ruling—and of Trump’s budget bill—is to shutter as many abortion clinics as possible

A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible

The Onion: Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

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The US Has Spent Over $500,000 on Hyper-Targeted YouTube Ads to Discourage Irregular Migration A WIRED investigation reveals that the US Department of Homeland Security has deployed at least 30 YouTube ads since April 1 to threaten irregular migrants with deportation and a ban on reentry.

In one month, the US spent more than $500,000 on at least 30 YouTube ads that threaten undocumented migrants with deportation and a ban on reentry. The campaign, led by Kristi Noem, includes messages that criminalize migrants and promote “self-deportation” through the CBP One app.

From April:

Panthers beat Oilers, win Stanley Cup for second straight season: Live updates and reaction from Game 6 Florida clinches its second straight title on the back of Sam Reinhart’s four-goal performance in Game 6

From @theathletic.bsky.social: The Florida Panthers have defeated the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final for the second straight year, becoming just the third team since 1998 to win back-to-back titles.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Defector Music Club Really Really Really Really Really Really Likes Carly Rae Jepsen | Defector Welcome to Defector Music Club, where a number of our writers get together to dish about an album. Today, Kathryn Xu, Lauren Theisen, Luis Paez-Pumar, and Kelsey McKinney reminisce over Carly Rae…

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This is a call from Camp Bryan Federal Prison from *deep voice* Elizabeth Press one to accept the charges. *BEEP*

ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.

Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…

(altered) Onion Headline with a photo of Bill De Blasio: "De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Politician That Doesn't Drop Things So They Break or Die, Huh?'"

someone took my bag! it had my wallet and keys. And my office badge! And $3000 in cash and a big emerald and a pound of fresh saffron threads and i think an open package of Certs.

packing a bag for a Sunday night dinner: enough cash to leave the country, checkbook, work ID badge, birth certificate, social security card, makeup bag, passport, bearer bonds, travelers checks, Apple ID password written out on an index card, gold bars, diamonds in little velvet pouches, mints

the murder rate in NYC under Dinkins was 14.5. Last year it was 3.9. The property crime rate under Dinkins was 6,029. Last year it was 777.5. why would you want to return to anything resembling the era of Mayor Dinkins

What Elon and Trump's Economic Crash Could Look Like Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

Getting back on my Cassandra bullshit. Mark my words: Elon and Trump are going to nuke the economy if they do what they want, and April 4th will signal the beginning of reality check season. www.splinter.com/what-elon-an...

Shrewd strategy for saving the country is to let it die

ISU Statement - American Airlines flight
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Opinion | I love my long commute. You should, too. In the darkness, mile markers, rivers and small towns are an atlas for a rural commuter’s life.

Did a commute write this

The dumbest fucking oligarchy

2024 Was the Pandemic's Revenge on Normalcy Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

Here's my 2024 retrospective: RIP normalcy www.splinter.com/2024-was-the...

Matt, buddy, it's been 50 minutes and we are all AT THE EDGE OF OUR SEATS!