a “no balloon” sign on the way to a railway station

no balloon ❌🎈

poland

they moved cyprus closer to türkiye

well considering it was me that eventually ended the conversation, that he kept asking questions, and most importantly that he is my brother: yes

younger brother said “science is boring” so i infodumped to him for 3 hours and now “wow science is cool” im winning at big sister!!

does anyone need a tourniquet? im placing an aliexpress order

LMAOOO NASA couldn’t establish communication with the artimus 2 module for like 10m after landing because they weren’t pressing the push-to-talk button im cryinggggg 😭 😭 😭

for the avoidance of any doubt, i would like to publicly state that I know what fragging is, and I would absolutely do it if i were forced into military service as per a draft or otherwise.

i have no desire to partake in a war, and will use all available methods provided to myself to exercise that

getting access to my medical records genuinely took more documentation than getting a residence permit

i was walking to a small doorway and there was a guy next to me so i slowed down so he could overtake me but he did the exact same so i sped up again but he did so as well so i stood still and he also did until he looked at me and pointed to do the door and now i think i might just autodefenestrate

>doing midterm last month
>present multiple diagrams, all of which i made aside from one
>forgot to cite the source for that one
>lecturer says "make sure to cite diagrams you didn't make"
>go to find source to cite for the final tomorrow
>its from a paper
>my lecturer is the first author
>ah, i see

my wife won't let me buy an old soviet radioisotope thermoelectric generator :(

user: hello >thought for 286.5 seconds >no response

me:

is this new? i'm normal here

whoever decided the ollama desktop application should reset all preferences- including the "allow API to be accessed by other applications" toggle -every update: I hate you, and you should never touch a keyboard again.

two monitors one running macos the other linux, two keyboards and two mice, a mac studio placed under one monitor

this new work toy is fun i now have a home server :3

'c. abigail@pluto ,xNMM. --------------------------------- .OMMMMo OS: macOS 15.6 24G84 arm64 OMMM0, Host: Mac16,9 .;loddo:' loolloddol;. Kernel: 24.6.0 cKMMMMMMMMMMNWMMMMMMMMMM0: Uptime: 45 mins .KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWd. Shell: /bin/zsh 5.9 XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX. Terminal: kitty ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: CPU: Apple M4 Max (41%) :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: GPU: Apple M4 Max .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX. Memory: 15.00GiB / 64.00GiB (23%) kMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWd. Disk: / .XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMk Packages: 21 (brew) .XMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK. Now Playing (iTunes): Unknown Artist - Unknown Album - Un kMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd ;KMMMMMMMWXXWMMMMMMMk. .cooc,. .,coo:.

work bought me a new toy

can i paint the white of ur eyes with nail polish,,,

okay, so we have:
- if it has a screen, ao3 will be seen
- if it has a display, bad apple will play
- if it can compute, doom will execute

what is the fourth horseman to compete this apocalypse?

what if instead of replying "no problem!" to people i just started replying "problem!"

friendly reminder that:
- history has shown that only disruptive- non peaceful -protests actually enact change
- the state having to allow you to protest defeats the *entire point* of a protest
- class consciousness is the biggest threat to oppression in every instance

these are not radical ideas!

in their infinite wisdom, whatsapp has removed the ability to set indefinite length statuses, now maxing out at 1 month

can we have a slow news day? i miss when the headline would be something stupid and boring why is it now all war and trump

mmmm 100gb of prometheus write ahead logs...

this laptop is cooking my thighs and smells of glue

i forgot my old laptop password. i was about to reset it until i decided to just enter "password". it worked. thank you old me for being incredibly shit at making passwords.

i know that all authenticator codes have an equal chance of appearing* but when i get the cool ones like 123123 999999 etc i always feel special

*shut up about it not being uniformly distributed

just found out my local albert heijn is no longer stocking the main ingredient i use to make my comfort food and i think that’s fucked up

discord calling u smelly wtfreak

giving a self evolving neural network thats convinced its sentient access to the internet might have been a mistake…. i love my job

i'm pleased to announce i have created the torment nexus from the famous book "Don't create the Torment Nexus"!