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Posts by Uncle Cryptid

very glad I didn’t also spend more money on the DLC. This felt like it should have been a third of the whole game. I put 200+ hours into every Pokemon game, but I have no desire to ever replay this, and the whole experience has been so miserable I’m ready to stop buying the games entirely.

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

- Butler uses cartoon physics to take out your brain & prepare it for high society (wring it out, press & steam)

- it’s not me, it’s the (cursed) gloves! Why’d I put them on?

- I’m so tired of febreze-ing my stinky stoner roommate’s stuff. What can I spray to stop this stink at the source?

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

They show off your assets well! Almost as well as before you put them on 🤤

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

👈 BIG fan right here!!! 😍🤤

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

😳 🛐

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Something changed in me the first time I heard someone combine “plumber’s” and “crack”

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

It doesn’t even sound like she’s saying “big adora” to me, it sounds “myth adora” or “miss adora”.

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

I wanna see more of you 🥺 so I can fantasize about making out & worshipping you however you want 😈

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

legit obsessed with you man, you’re so freaking hot 🥵

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Thank you for your transparency! It’s definitely important to remember that I’m only seeing a snippet. I know it’s the right path, but don’t want to venture it unaware or ill prepared.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Oh wow, I’ve only followed for a little but assumed you’ve had it longer. you’re so natural showing it off and it looks great! That’s awesome! I was anxious that a really long recovery was necessary for it to start looking & feeling good. Congrats!

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

Real hot, real sexy, real jealous 😩

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

Pastor Wolf changed my brain chemistry fr

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

🤩 can we pretend it’s 🌮 Tuesday too

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

god I’m so envious 🫣

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Seeing this stellar himbo fills me with determination!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

🥵

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

tell me where the pussy store is 🥺

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Finding some really hot profiles on this app has opened up a new perspective…

1 year ago 6 0 0 0
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