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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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Come on man.... you know how easily baited into doing challenge runs i am

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Flabebe: 12,124 encounters
Mawile: 12 eggs
Crawdaunt: idk but it was chain fishing so it didnt take very long and also calculating the actually odds would be weird since they increase over time
Mightyena: 2,239 eggs
Wigglytuff: 206 eggs
Hydreigon: 220 eggs

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Seconding

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Heathcliff stands proudly in a used car lot next to a wacky inflatable tube man, designed to look like just like him. Two employees watch, and one of them says "He got rid of some mice for us."

Heathcliff stands proudly in a used car lot next to a wacky inflatable tube man, designed to look like just like him. Two employees watch, and one of them says "He got rid of some mice for us."

31 Mar 2026

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They’re getting rid of orange food dyes so the freaking president can have them all

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When I was a kid and had all my pokemon cards splayed across my bedroom floor I would make sure to flip these ghastly cards over so they couldn't see me while I slept

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Thank fucking god Chopper's been made a mascot for Doctor's Without Borders. For those who don't know, currently Doctors Without Borders are advocating specifically for Palestine because Israel have forced them out of Gaza.

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Ill have the rage art heat smash 10 second cutscene super diggersby if you would, garçon

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Pokken 2....please...

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206 eggs, bless up

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Click on this post for the surprise of a lifetime… a lifetime in the waiting. 🥲 Feels like I was born for this moment, like it was all leading up to this… thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Mary Magdalene.

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This happens in Freddy Got Fingered

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Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."

Heathcliff and an alien walk out of a comedy club. The alien says "My joke about Uranus' 29 moons killed."

03 Mar 2026

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Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."

Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."

20 Feb 2026

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Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

02/12/2026

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Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

02/10/2026

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idea i had

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Me too man

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2,239 eggs hatched. Well over the 1/512 or whathaveyou masuds method odds of gen 6 but thats ok.

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Long time pokemon player, fish time chain fisher. Kill the animals!

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Hatched in 12 eggs god im so different

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Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

Heathcliff up to another bizarre hijink

12/18/2025

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I don’t want to hear hair guys on my bald podcast

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Yeah buddy the 4-peat never stop grinding never stop believing

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Heathcliff walks down his empty suburban street carrying a large Jimmy the Frog balloon, as Jimmy walks in front of him, gesticulating to no one. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy watch the procession from their window, and Grandma says "Not exactly the Macy's parade."

Heathcliff walks down his empty suburban street carrying a large Jimmy the Frog balloon, as Jimmy walks in front of him, gesticulating to no one. Grandma Nutmeg and Iggy watch the procession from their window, and Grandma says "Not exactly the Macy's parade."

27 Nov 2025

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Now, buddy, look...

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