he loves his gengar plush

asking people if they're okay to bite like collecting chewtoys :3

im sorrey I eated it....

epic rap battle of history: my depreciating mental state and years of trauma vs this one edible I forgor I had

I peeked in on Mastodon and everyone is talking about Bluesky. Then I peeked in on Twitter and everyone is talking about Bluesky. Then I opened Bluesky and everyone is talking about cock.

qiubai banner and pozy skin on tuesday, ya girl stays winning

failing perception checks over and over and over dunno a damn thing

i am normal and can be trusted around kafka hsr i prommy

i am going to create naturals that are so big

progesterone:

when transsexuals link up to shoplift (im Catwoman)

i would like a little bulbsaur to vibe with me thinks

schlop schlop schlorp

the little cat gets knocked down, but he gets up again. you're never gonna keep him down

this keeps me going

grufff bark bark >:3

Jeremy Allen white in The Bear

me adding one (1) egg to instant ramen

exactly!!!!! >:3

it needs to be blasted by a hose and scrubbed

i want to wash my brain with a hose

woooohooo

disassociating to song 2 by blur

need someone to leave me in the back of a car with the windows slightly down! :3

A sign that reads “can someone plz be proud of me like fuck I’m trying”

The shitposters code

No bread in here, mom! 😅

gock...

what if my friends are nice to me like its a prank. like is this some kind of twisted joke? I've been looking for you. I will take that pwetty head off your shoulders and hang it from the gates of Enbarr!! >:3

aloooooo

Fancy dog in a car

Sometimes traffic is fine