Especially when apple pancakes are in the mix.

Teletype.

64 years of imminent death here.

I’m a Neapolitan kinda guy. Currently working over these.

Because not everything has a “both sides” argument. Like pedophilia, bigotry and fascism.

FTS.

Depends on the definition of “party,” don’t it?

I always thought “Trump Models” was sus.

The stock is currently estimated to be around 628x core value.

And you can take that to the bank. 😏

He will never be able to walk alone in public for the rest of his days.

I’m okay with that.

There were a ton of users complaining about it on substack this morning when they realized they could not post content they previously could and a lot of other content was outright disappeared. Per new TOS.

But you can’t delete without going to extraordinary lengths if at all.

I like the part where they disabled account delete.

I think we should see if there’s one in 2026 first.

Where is the Minnesota Guard? Why are they not protection civilians?

Some cats have the gene, some don’t. I’ve had both.

Pickled onions, mustard on a toasted brioche bun.

Close. Hawaiian hot linguica and pineapple is the correct answer. 😜

This makes me sad.

I do a bacon and potato on a pesto base. 😁

I made pizza tonight!

What is that supposed to mean?

Or. Hold a vote of “no confidence” of the Speaker.

You don’t have immunity, Sean.

Be real. They have minions for that. They only do “big ideas.”

Yes. We believe you. No really.

Them’s crumpets.

We’re living it.

This is bullshit. I hope the appeals court isn’t stupid about this.