cubarsí is lucky that hes hot

nonbinary and they/them pronouns 🥺 i love when nintendo gets woke

drain gang 😳🤑🤑💪‼️💯 >>>>>>> brunchluvr enthusiasts 🤮 🚫👎👎

@jschiatt.bsky.social fuck you

bird 1: uh oh
bird 2: dont worry he only has one stone

i wanna have the ability to tell between a leopard, a cheetah, and a jaguar

i touch myself to the thought of northeastern lesotho's territories

the story of how i married an april juggler, a bluesky thread

"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"
*Hitler rubs chin*
So mine less
[Grammar Nazi busts in]
"MINE FEWER"
[Hitler looks up] Yes?

whaaaatat so like cheeseburger comes from the burg of cheese??? 9tnlie or like what?

wait so if launch pads exist, are there also launch tampons? fort #nut_help

I just wanted to say that ██████████████ and that ███████ without ANY shadow of a doubt ██████████████████████ and whoever says otherwise ██████████████

i dont believe in lowercase letters

we need to start producing them, just imagine it in her hands.... the publicity... the profits.... its ENDLESS. IYKYK. #terragear

HEYYYY WHO'S THE WISE GUY
my tooth: 🦷

@warframe.com fix your game PLEASE the servers are so bad rn im going to cry and add easier ways to get nitain i beg you ill do anything ☹️

imagine your card declines in rehab and they just blow cocaine in your face

Rather than deport all of the illegals, they should offer them a deal where if they hunt down 5 child predators, they can get their papers, and the program can be called Alien vs. Predator

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your skin does a spectacular job at containing your organs

Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

chicken liver is better than heroin

you know what, im just gonna go ahead and say it, i love bush. (like the pussy not the president)

dont even trip dawg

they stole my schmunguss

i need a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis

Idgaf if I get fired from my job, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is Xabi Alonso and I'm the head coach and manager of La Liga club Real Madrid

fuuuuckkkk

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